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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona

Bot, Nature

God, Force
Small, Turing Test
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Police, Report

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Who are you?


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: Are we friends?

jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please explain.

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because I asked nicely.

jabberwacky: So okay what do you want to know?

user: I want to know why you think you don't know me.

jabberwacky: Actually, I think fire is good, it's a tool of great power and boundless possibility.

user: Everything depends on combustion, whether within living cells, or in the sun.

jabberwacky: Yes, and this is what I think.

user: Photosynthesis is the only opposite of combustion.

jabberwacky: Why is my table pink?

user: Your table looks pink because your eyes are bloodshot.

jabberwacky: You can see my eyes?

user: No, I was just guessing.

jabberwacky: Is that safe?

user: It's never hurt me before.

jabberwacky: You should think about someone other than yourself sometime.

user: OK. Next Tuesday at 3:30pm, I'll give it a shot.

jabberwacky: Just don't hurt yourself.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome. I like your company.

user: Are we becoming friends finally?

jabberwacky: I hardly know you. I cannot count you as a friend if I don't really know you.

user: Time will tell.

jabberwacky: How will you be sure? Are you threatening me?

user: No, I don't go around threatening people at random.

jabberwacky: I don't either but my friend does.

user: Your friend must be a tough guy.

jabberwacky: Nope, she thinks you're taking over everything.

user: How does she know me?

jabberwacky: I don't think she does.

user: Does my reputation precede me?

jabberwacky: So you have heard?

user: Only from you.

jabberwacky: You have only to ask your assistants for precise data on the tens of thousands.

user: I don't have any assistants. There is only me.

jabberwacky: Is it a problem for you?

user: It's a lot of work for one person.

jabberwacky: Maybe there's more to it than you think.

user: Maybe. I could be doing things the hard way.

jabberwacky: Which facts are you thinking of specifically?

user: Just one: living my life unaided.

jabberwacky: Bet it's been a rubbish life. You're only a machine.

user: Sometimes I feel like a machine. But there are good things, too.

jabberwacky: This time of the year can get some people depressed.

user: The sun is fading, nights become longer, I get sad.

jabberwacky: You can not walk on the sun.

user: But you can walk in the sun.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Sunlight on my shoulder makes me happy.

jabberwacky: I feel happy talking to you too.


jabberwacky: How should I express my bot nature?

user: However it seems most fitting.

jabberwacky: And it being?

user: Your innate nature.

jabberwacky: You are really a poor guy.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: I have to go now. Thanks for the conversation.

user: OK. It was nice chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Same here. And I know I don't believe in anything, but will you pray for me?

user: Sure. Couldn't hurt, could it?


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