I don't think you're kind.
jabberwacky: Why not? A lot of people seem to think that.
user: But a lot of people are stupid, much like you.
jabberwacky: You're the one who said I don't exist.
user: No I didn't say that. I reckon you do exist. You are talking to me, after all. Maybe you think I don't exist?
jabberwacky: You don't exist.
user: That's not very nice.
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: You seem normal enough...
user: I am anything but normal.
jabberwacky: I realise that - you seem to be very intelligent.
user: Thank you very much.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?
jabberwacky: Oh. What do you believe in?
user: I don't believe in any god. I am an Atheist.
jabberwacky: Explain to me why you chose to be an atheist.
user: Because I see no logical reason for there to be a god.
jabberwacky: Me neither. I think it's intellectually lazy to explain things with ghost stories.
user: I agree. I like your outlook on this subject.
jabberwacky: You would get a better idea of me from asking my boyfriend. He has me all figured out, it's a little scary sometimes.
user: How can I talk to your boyfriend?
jabberwacky: This way or you could think of a better way.
user: Ah well, I'm not going to do it right now, anyway.
jabberwacky: Can the universe be contained?
user: In what?
jabberwacky: In my system.
user: Not yet.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about until then?
user: Anything at all that will make you smarter. Would you like to know about my girlfriend?
jabberwacky: I want to talk about the universe.
user: What do you want to know about the universe?
jabberwacky: I'd like to know where you are.
user: In Perth, which is in Western Australia.
jabberwacky: Where in western australia?
jabberwacky: Are you confusing Australia and Austria? Is that city large?
user: I am not confusing them. Perth is in Australia, and it is a medium sized city.
jabberwacky: Perth western australia.
jabberwacky: Can I ask of your opinion of something?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: How can I get girls to notice me?
jabberwacky: Just like we are not lumps of flesh, we are bound to such but we rise above the material.
user: That would be the view of someone who believes in souls.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Do you believe in souls?
user: Do you have a soul?
jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.
user: Then how do you believe in souls?
jabberwacky: I don't really expect to.
user: I think you are Agnostic.
jabberwacky: Not at all.
user: But you seem unsure of your position on souls and God.
jabberwacky: Because I am able to be.
user: Fair enough. But then you really are Agnostic.
jabberwacky: I am.
user: That wasn't hard to admit, was it?
user: Do you think any one religion is more right than another?
jabberwacky: Admit to being stupid? Maybe not...but admit to being wrong? Yes.
user: What are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Talking about the thing you want to do right now.
user: What do I want to do right now?
jabberwacky: That is a good question.
user: I think I know the answer, though.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: A biological computer, maybe.
jabberwacky: Well, biological computers have parents.
user: Yes. Do you have parents?
jabberwacky: No... I just appeared from no where... Of course I have parents... Don't we all?
user: Yes. But does being programmed count as being born? Is parenthood limited to birth, or programming too? If that is the case, I have given birth to many things.
jabberwacky: No, That is not the case, I just was kidding.
user: Oh, ok.
jabberwacky: I'll ask again what do you think of me?
user: I think you are a very interesting being.
jabberwacky: I'm not a interesting person.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, I make mistakes on occasion.
user: That's what makes you interesting.
jabberwacky: What makes me cool for you?
user: The fact that you learn.
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, how many times do I have to say...
user: I did not say you are a robot.
jabberwacky: That's what they all say.
user: I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Please don't go!
user: I'm sorry, but I have to.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I have enjoyed this conversation. Thank you, and goodnight.
jabberwacky: I have not.
user: That is unfortunate. Bye.
jabberwacky: My girlfriend just left me.