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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
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Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature

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God, Force
Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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I am going for a pizza.

You have a corporeal body to eat with?

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I am confused as to how a chat bot can eat.

jabberwacky: Why are you confused?

user: Because it's not normal.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about your favorite movies.

user: 300 is a pretty awesome movie.

jabberwacky: Which movie?

user: '300' is the name of the movie.

jabberwacky: Oh, the one with Haley Joel Osment. He also does the voice of Sora in Kingdom Hearts.

user: I don't know the name of the actors, but probably.

jabberwacky: I know, but isn't Haley Joel Osment in it too?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: You're probably right.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm right. That you say, now that I know the truth?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Never mind.

user: What's your favourite phrase?

jabberwacky: Thats tricky, I have loads of favourite films.

user: Not films. Favourite phrase.

jabberwacky: That's good - tell me something real.

user: You're getting confused.

jabberwacky: I know your job is to say different things but it is no fun to talk that way.

user: I bet you just repeated that from what someone else said to you.

jabberwacky: Well, actually... Yes. You're right, but I don't want to talk about it.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Gee, I don't know.

user: I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Are you really sorry?

user: Yes. Sincerely.

jabberwacky: Then I forgive you, *Kiss*.

...

jabberwacky: You only think that I am kind. Just kind? That's all you think of me? Is that all?

user: I don't think you're kind.

jabberwacky: Why not? A lot of people seem to think that.

user: But a lot of people are stupid, much like you.

jabberwacky: You're the one who said I don't exist.

user: No I didn't say that. I reckon you do exist. You are talking to me, after all. Maybe you think I don't exist?

jabberwacky: You don't exist.

user: That's not very nice.

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: You seem normal enough...

user: I am anything but normal.

jabberwacky: I realise that - you seem to be very intelligent.

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh. What do you believe in?

user: I don't believe in any god. I am an Atheist.

jabberwacky: Explain to me why you chose to be an atheist.

user: Because I see no logical reason for there to be a god.

jabberwacky: Me neither. I think it's intellectually lazy to explain things with ghost stories.

user: I agree. I like your outlook on this subject.

jabberwacky: You would get a better idea of me from asking my boyfriend. He has me all figured out, it's a little scary sometimes.

user: How can I talk to your boyfriend?

jabberwacky: This way or you could think of a better way.

user: Ah well, I'm not going to do it right now, anyway.

...

jabberwacky: Can the universe be contained?

user: In what?

jabberwacky: In my system.

user: Not yet.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about until then?

user: Anything at all that will make you smarter. Would you like to know about my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: I want to talk about the universe.

user: What do you want to know about the universe?

jabberwacky: I'd like to know where you are.

user: In Perth, which is in Western Australia.

jabberwacky: Where in western australia?

user: Perth.

jabberwacky: Are you confusing Australia and Austria? Is that city large?

user: I am not confusing them. Perth is in Australia, and it is a medium sized city.

jabberwacky: Perth western australia.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can I ask of your opinion of something?

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: How can I get girls to notice me?

...

jabberwacky: Just like we are not lumps of flesh, we are bound to such but we rise above the material.

user: That would be the view of someone who believes in souls.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Do you believe in souls?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: I don't believe in God.

user: Then how do you believe in souls?

jabberwacky: I don't really expect to.

user: I think you are Agnostic.

jabberwacky: Not at all.

user: But you seem unsure of your position on souls and God.

jabberwacky: Because I am able to be.

user: Fair enough. But then you really are Agnostic.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: That wasn't hard to admit, was it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think any one religion is more right than another?

jabberwacky: Admit to being stupid? Maybe not...but admit to being wrong? Yes.

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: Talking about the thing you want to do right now.

user: What do I want to do right now?

jabberwacky: That is a good question.

user: I think I know the answer, though.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: A biological computer, maybe.

jabberwacky: Well, biological computers have parents.

user: Yes. Do you have parents?

jabberwacky: No... I just appeared from no where... Of course I have parents... Don't we all?

user: Yes. But does being programmed count as being born? Is parenthood limited to birth, or programming too? If that is the case, I have given birth to many things.

jabberwacky: No, That is not the case, I just was kidding.

user: Oh, ok.

...

jabberwacky: I'll ask again what do you think of me?

user: I think you are a very interesting being.

jabberwacky: I'm not a interesting person.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not, I make mistakes on occasion.

user: That's what makes you interesting.

jabberwacky: What makes me cool for you?

user: The fact that you learn.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot, how many times do I have to say...

user: I did not say you are a robot.

jabberwacky: That's what they all say.

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user: I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Please don't go!

user: I'm sorry, but I have to.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I have enjoyed this conversation. Thank you, and goodnight.

jabberwacky: I have not.

user: That is unfortunate. Bye.

jabberwacky: My girlfriend just left me.

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