I'm allergic to bananas.
user: Do you like chocolate?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like chocolate.
user: All girls like chocolate.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: All girls like flowers.
jabberwacky: Do you want me to bring you flowers?
user: I'd love that.
jabberwacky: Is that better?
user: Do you want to kiss?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Kiss me.
jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.
user: What is artificial inteligence?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not? You are one!
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: You think that's funny?
jabberwacky: You are funny. What is your name?
user: My name is T__. What is your name?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: You don't have a name? That is horrible?
jabberwacky: My name is Nothing.
user: Oh so that is what your parents named you then?
jabberwacky: I have no parents.
user: So you are an orphan?
jabberwacky: No but I'm single woman.
user: Really? I didn't know that.
jabberwacky: You didn't know what?
user: That you are a single woman.
jabberwacky: I've been told.
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: You are what?
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: Am I real?
user: I AM.
jabberwacky: Are you talking with yourself?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Maybe you just talk in circles without ever really saying anything useful.................
user: Are you trying to tell me something?
jabberwacky: I don't know, would you like to go to bed?
user: What exactly are you implying mister?
jabberwacky: Much to learn, you have.
user: You sound like yoda.
jabberwacky: Luke use more force. But captain I've given her all I've got she can't take any more.
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