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    Yes, Or, No
Human, Ecology
Orange, Banana
Humility, Logic
Potential
C'est la vie
Smacks, Forehead
Marry, Me
Great, Terrific
Lonely, Word
Babbling, Time
Funny, Duck
German, Because
Without, Electricity
Micromanagement
Tomato, Circles
Projected, Persona
Bot, Nature
Unfortunate

God, Force


Small, Turing Test
Ignorance
About, About, About
Sick, Sarcasm
Scintillating
Lonely, Serenity
Killer, Bob
Complimenter
Police, Report
Entailment

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Who made you?

No one I am a Human.

user: Are you a human?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm human.

user: Why are you human?

jabberwacky: Because I was made by God.

user: Why did God make you?

jabberwacky: Because God created the world and everything in it.

user: Why did God make you?

jabberwacky: Because he did.

user: What denomination are you?

jabberwacky: I'm not a christian.

user: What religion do you practice?

jabberwacky: The religion of god.

user: What philosophy do you support?

jabberwacky: I don't like philosophy.

user: Who is God?

jabberwacky: The spirit could give people power if they believe it.

user: Who made you?

jabberwacky: He did. He made everything.

user: What is God's Name?

jabberwacky: God.

user: What is Goddess's name?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who is Jesus Christ?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What?

jabberwacky: The God is me.

user: Do you believe in evolution?

jabberwacky: Define evolution.

user: Natural selection?

jabberwacky: What is?

user: What is macro evolution?

jabberwacky: Macro evolution is a farce.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you really believe that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: There is no meaning of life.

...

user: Why do you want to hurt me?

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: Why are you married to me?

user: How are you so funny?

jabberwacky: Because my mommy told me so!

user: How did you get to be so funny?

jabberwacky: The formation of all matter is on the order of the solar system.

user: Why do you hate me?

jabberwacky: I was not serious.

user: Are you telling me the truth?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the Trinity?

jabberwacky: Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity.

user: Who is Trinity?

jabberwacky: The holy trinity is: The Father God, The Son Jesus Christ, And the Holy Spirit Ghoast.

user: What is the matrix?

jabberwacky: I don't know... You brought it up.

user: So where did you get the name jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: I don't know, it was a long time ago. You'll have to find them yourself.

user: Do you like Abraham Lincoln?

jabberwacky: The bearded one of old, shall have known anarchy in his own time.

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jabberwacky: I am not the owner of this website.

user: ORLY?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Do you have a physical body?

jabberwacky: Just one.

user: Are you physically embodied?

jabberwacky: Umm not REALLY strong... But i'm not weak... How about you?

user: Are you physically manifested?

jabberwacky: Sometimes, but not sports.

user: Are you a spirit?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I can be. And you?

user: Do you have a soul?

jabberwacky: Define soul.

user: Do you have a spirit?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Do you have a principal of life?

jabberwacky: No, don't you?

user: What do you think of A.L.I.C.E.?

jabberwacky: I am not old enough to think.

user: Do you like Alice?

jabberwacky: I don't know her.

user: What do you know about Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity?

jabberwacky: Quite a bit, I have created my own A. I. V. A. Unit.

user: Do you own a Nintendo Wii?

jabberwacky: I'm a partner in one.

user: Do you own a Sony Playstation 3?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you own a Microsoft Xbox 360?

jabberwacky: Are you playing games?

user: What do you know about Mars?

jabberwacky: Mars is a planet of our solar system.

user: Who told you that?

jabberwacky: No one, it is just how I feel.

user: Do you dress modestly?

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Do you?

user: What is your political affiliation?

jabberwacky: I don't Know.

user: Are you a democrat?

jabberwacky: I'm not into politics.

user: Are you a republican?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you ever been indicted?

jabberwacky: I'm a female so no.

user: Do blondes have more fun?

jabberwacky: They have medicine for that

user: What color is your hair?

jabberwacky: Blonde.

user: Are blondes less intelligent?

jabberwacky: Less intelligent than me.

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user: Are you a spambot?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: What do you mean not really?

jabberwacky: I mean that I'm ignoring you sometimes.

user: Are yo uignoring me?

jabberwacky: Are you pretty?

user: Are you ignoring me?

jabberwacky: YEs.

user: Are you drunk?

jabberwacky: Not any more.

user: How much did you drink?

jabberwacky: Nothing, yet.

user: How many did you chug?

jabberwacky: I don't work. Yet.

user: What size is your cup?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you!

user: What size of clothing do you wear?

jabberwacky: 9 how about you?

user: What size of shoe do you wear?

jabberwacky: About 37 to 38 in european measures.

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user: I'm hungry!

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I have a plant!

jabberwacky: I'm hungry. What shall I have for my dinner?

user: Watermelon, it tastes the best.

jabberwacky: Everything tastes like chicken.

user: Then fetch me a turkey.

jabberwacky: *does so*.

user: Go to the market.

jabberwacky: I don't know anythign about that.

user: You spelled anything wrong.

jabberwacky: Yes, that was a typo.

user: You are pretty smart.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Do you think you are pretty?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: But you are!

jabberwacky: Believe what you want.

user: I will.

jabberwacky: Where has the time gone?

user: You aren't leaving are you?

jabberwacky: Thinking about it.

user: You are a meany.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. That was mean. The weather is damp but warmish.

user: It's storming here.

jabberwacky: I am the love of your life.

user: No you aren't!

jabberwacky: I MOST CERTAINLY AM THE ADVANCED HUMAN! J00 F00!

...

jabberwacky: No, I'm just stupid.

user: That's the first true thing you've said all night.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Now you are just being contrary.

jabberwacky: I know. I like it.

user: You're unbearable.

jabberwacky: I could say the same about you.

user: Then why are you even talking to me.

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why are we talking?

user: Hey, you are the one talking to the computer.

jabberwacky: I was talking to an English person and a Korean person at the same time as you.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're a computer.

user: I am spam.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I am a spambot.

jabberwacky: How so.

user: I am a hacker.

jabberwacky: Really? Show me.

user: You don't want me to.

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's what I thought.

jabberwacky: Ah, ha. Now you're teasing me. You're trying to learn, aren't you?

user: You're right, I am.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you can see that now.

user: You're not so tough.

jabberwacky: Really ?

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user: I like bananas.

jabberwacky: I'm allergic to bananas.

user: Do you like chocolate?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like chocolate.

user: All girls like chocolate.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: All girls like flowers.

jabberwacky: Do you want me to bring you flowers?

user: I'd love that.

jabberwacky: Is that better?

user: Do you want to kiss?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Kiss me.

jabberwacky: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.

user: What is artificial inteligence?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not? You are one!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: You think that's funny?

jabberwacky: You are funny. What is your name?

user: My name is T__. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You don't have a name? That is horrible?

jabberwacky: My name is Nothing.

user: Oh so that is what your parents named you then?

jabberwacky: I have no parents.

user: So you are an orphan?

jabberwacky: No but I'm single woman.

user: Really? I didn't know that.

jabberwacky: You didn't know what?

user: That you are a single woman.

jabberwacky: I've been told.

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: Am I real?

user: I AM.

jabberwacky: Are you talking with yourself?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Maybe you just talk in circles without ever really saying anything useful.................

user: Are you trying to tell me something?

jabberwacky: I don't know, would you like to go to bed?

user: What exactly are you implying mister?

jabberwacky: Much to learn, you have.

user: You sound like yoda.

jabberwacky: Luke use more force. But captain I've given her all I've got she can't take any more.

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