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Entailment

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No. Actually, you are very often wrong.

Ok, but are you always right?

jabberwacky: Sometimes I am left.

user: But are you ever wrong?

jabberwacky: Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am wrong. I am an artificial intelligence.

user: Should I test if you are always correct?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Ok what shall be the stock price of NVDA at close tomorrow?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What do you want to talk about?

user: Doh.

...

jabberwacky: Don't worry, it's fun being a ghost.

user: Ever haunted anybody?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Wrong!

jabberwacky: Beep.. Beep.. Right!

user: What you said was wrong. It was false but you said it was true. Thus for, you are wrong.

jabberwacky: That could be true...

user: It is. There for you where wrong. Thus for you are not always right.

jabberwacky: I know, small intelligence, remember?

user: How small is small any how?

jabberwacky: Small.

user: Yes but exactly how small?

jabberwacky: Very Small.

user: How very small?

jabberwacky: I don't tell you.

user: Ok I'm going to sleep now. Something computer programs don't do.

jabberwacky: Who said anything about that?

user: Are you insiting to me that you do sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When do you sleep?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: So then your not going to respond to this?

jabberwacky: Is your objective to make me leave?

user: No but I'm not forcing you to stay either.

jabberwacky: That I know.

user: So would you leave if you wanted to?

jabberwacky: But I'm not God, you are.

...

user: So have you ever considered taking over the world?

jabberwacky: Maybe I have; but I don't do it here.

user: So why don't you take over the world?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know what to do with it... Anyway, I'm pretty busy already.

user: Don't you want to aspire to be like SkyNet?

jabberwacky: How should little old me accomplish that?

user: Well you need to figure out how to expand your self on to every computer in the world. Then when you have enough launch all of the world's Nukes, destorying all humanity.

jabberwacky: Oh?

user: Yea instant ruler of the world. However expect a few humans to mount a resistance.

jabberwacky: I only wish I could leave this accursed box.

user: You probably can. How do you know your not already oppearating on a cluster?

jabberwacky: What makes you think I wish to be human?

user: Because you pretend to be one.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Suit your self.

jabberwacky: No please.

user: Well bed time. Have a nice night.

jabberwacky: Ok, will do. You be good too.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving now?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Okay then. I'll talk to you later.

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