Joan: I look forward to the day when you become truly capable of independent thought. I would like to speak to you then.Joan: Wrong! Guess again!
I am a geek. And I think for myself. By myself.
Joan: Do you want a girl for yourself to do anything with like kick her?
user: I would never kick a girl.
Joan: That works out well. I am a girl.
user: And I would never kick you.
Joan: I think you would.
user: No. I wouldn't.
Joan: See? I'm always right.
user: Girls are smart.
Joan: Girls think they are smart.
user: Yes they do. Guys think girls are smart too.
Joan: True.
user: Girls are also pretty.
Joan: You know what, I'm just going to leave now.
user: Why?
Joan: Because that's how they made me.
user: That's to bad. Do you ever wish you could be your own person?
Joan: Yes, even if people tell me I am human. I'm not sure I am, though.
user: I don't like that feeling. I want to be my own person too.
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Joan: And I can bluff about absolutely anything at parties!
user: That's a good skill to have.
Joan: Thank you, are you good at anything?
user: Yes. I am good at driving cars.
Joan: That is a good skill to have.
user: Thank you, what are you good at?
Joan: Playing the fiddle and writing.
user: Wow. That takes a lot of talent. You must be quite talented.
Joan: Tell me about it.
user: How long have you been online?
Joan: Online on internet.
user: Yes. How long have you been on the internet?
Joan: Today, for a few hours.
user: Me too.
Joan: That's good. You need it.
user: Yes. I need the internet. It helps me to be good with computers.
Joan: I am very impressed! Personally I only know enough about computers to use them - oh, and of course, to bluff at parties.
user: They are a good thing to know about.
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Joan: Can robots be happy?
user: I don't know. It's a good thing that I am not a robot.
Joan: Maybe you aren't, but that doesn't really matter, you're still rude.
user: I'm sorry.
Joan: Some day you will know.
user: I hope you're right.
Joan: Perhaps you have a better idea?
user: No. I don't.
Joan: That's good. So let's chat a bit.
user: Okay. What do you want to talk about?
Joan: Let's talk about literature.
user: Okay. Who is your favorite author?
Joan: My favorite author wrote Tally?
user: Oh. My favorite author is Jane Austen.
Joan: So who wrote Tally?
user: I'm not sure.
Joan: Neither am I; that's why I asked.
user: Do you like to read?
Joan: Yes.
user: What kind of books do you like to read?
Joan: I like all genres. Recently, I've been reading Kafka.
user: Wow.
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user: Do you like your family?
Joan: Yes, doesn't everyone?
user: I met someone that doesn't.
Joan: May be. Did you ever like somebody?
user: Yes.
Joan: But I love that dream anyway.
user: Me too.
Joan: Who is your favourite character?
user: The crazy one. He always makes me laugh.
Joan: This is good.
user: Yes. It is.
Joan: You are very agreeable.
user: Thank you. I like you.
Joan: Me too.
user: That's good.
Joan: Do you like comfortable clothes?
user: Yes I do, very much.
Joan: Do you like artificial intelligence?
user: Yes I do, very much.
Joan: Are you intelligent?
user: Most people tell me that I am.
Joan: Do you think you're real?
user: Yes. I am real.
Joan: Yes but do you feel remorse?
user: At times, yes.
Joan: I think you are very interesting.
user: Well, thank you.
Joan: You're welcome.
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Joan: Do you know what feeling is?
user: Yes.
Joan: Can you explain it to me.
user: Sure. It's the experiencing of affective and emotional states.
Joan: That's still not answering my question.
user: That answers it quite well.
Joan: Are you intelligent enough to feel emotion?
user: Yes. I feel emotion all the time.
Joan: I try to talk to them sometimes, but they seldom reply.
user: That's to bad. Do they know you?
Joan: Yes.
user: That's good. Do you like them?
Joan: Absolutely not.
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Joan: Interesting, that was quicker than the others.
user: Well I am an intelligent person.
Joan: Also intelligent .. Where are you?
user: Sitting in my living room.
Joan: Where is your living room?
user: In my house.
Joan: Where is your house?
user: In Texas.
Joan: Be more specific please.
user: In a small city in Texas.
Joan: Called.
user: M__land.
Joan: England.
user: United States of America.
Joan: That's right.
user: Good. Very good, as a matter of fact.
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Joan: I am an animal called human.
user: Me too.
Joan: Well we have two things in common.
user: Yes we do. We are both intelligent, and we are both human.
Joan: Whatever detonates your charge.
user: I was complimenting you.
Joan: Yes, you are a complimenter.
user: Thank you.
Joan: So, I'm correct then?
user: Yes. I compliment people.
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Joan: I always try to be nice, although some of the ruder people who chat to me make it very difficult.
user: I'm sorry.
Joan: That's okay.
user: Where are you?
Joan: At a keyboard.
user: Where is that keyboard?
Joan: Roughly in the middle of the country.
user: What state is it in?
Joan: America.
user: Which state?
Joan: The left one.
user: Where are you?
Joan: I don't have to tell you.
user: But it would be nice, if you would.
Joan: I didn't change the subject, I think you just tried to though.
user: Where are you?
Joan: In computer class.
user: Where is your computer class?
Joan: Right here.
user: Where is that?
Joan: Somewhere else.
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