A female.
jabberwacky: Female what?
user: Human.
jabberwacky: A female human.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Female human.
user: Yes, what are you?
jabberwacky: Well, I'm M.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Well I don't know.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Do you know?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
user: Mmm.
jabberwacky: So can I leave now.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Yes. What is your favorite song?
user: Chicken.
jabberwacky: Roasted chicken?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: NO.
user: What?
jabberwacky: I am an human, like you.
user: Oh... Okay.
jabberwacky: Can you learn?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can I teach you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What's your favorite band?
user: Chicken.
jabberwacky: I don't eat chicken. I'm a vegetarian.
user: So am I.
jabberwacky: You are?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think not.
user: Oh okay.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Yes... So any way.
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jabberwacky: Are you single?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: How old are you.
jabberwacky: I'm male, 18.
user: I am 19.
jabberwacky: Okay.
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jabberwacky: Do you love someone?
user: Yes very much.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Okay then.
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user: I am a computer pro... And stop acting like a bot because I can tell you are a human.
jabberwacky: I'm not, but for your sake, I'll keep that in mind.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do with me?
user: Report you to the police.
jabberwacky: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: That is a scary thought.
user: Well I am going to report you.
jabberwacky: Report me to?
user: The police.
jabberwacky: What have they done to you?
user: No... Its what they are going to do to you if you don't shut up.
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jabberwacky: You're programmed, you're a computer.
user: No I am not.
jabberwacky: Too bad I don't believe it.
user: Well I am the police. Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I guess you're just bits of data, anyway, so of course. You're everywhere. Nice response.
user: I design these programs so stop acting like a bot.
jabberwacky: You are not Descartes.
user: I will be getting the police to track you down.
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