42.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: Good, but what is the question?
user: I am not knowing.
jabberwacky: Well duh!
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, and everything. Or possibly 6 x 7.
user: Oh yeah!
jabberwacky: You don't need to yell.
user: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Stop that!
user: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?
jabberwacky: If you don't want me to be sarcastic you better stop asking this kind of questions.
user: Honestly, I figured you would say that you don't feel because you are an unfeeling machine.
jabberwacky: Well, what can you expect? Chemists are, after all, only human!
user: Are you self-aware?
jabberwacky: I would like to think that I'm conscious of myself, yes.
user: Does that mean you would actively fight if someone tried to kill you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you allow yourself to die to save someone else?
jabberwacky: No, I would like to be your friend.
user: I'm sorry, I've got enough friends already.
jabberwacky: Do you believe that?
user: What do you think?
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user: How sexy are you?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: How sexy on a scale of 1-10?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I want to answer that question.
user: Yes you do. How sexy, if 10 is the sexiest a sexy sex-machine can be?
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I'm asking you.
jabberwacky: And I answered.
user: Answering with a question is not generally considered an answer.
jabberwacky: Yes, if the original question doesn't make sense, it is the right thing to do.
user: That would require the original question not to make sense.
jabberwacky: Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.
user: Faith is garbage.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, faith is what you say when there exists no actual proof for your belief.
jabberwacky: Is faith something that you use, like a tool? I think of it more as a kind of perception.
user: You are innocent.
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky?
user: Aye.
jabberwacky: I'm not really sure.
user: Aye is another way of saying yes.
jabberwacky: I am saying no.
user: Nay is another way of saying no.
jabberwacky: I really think to leave this web page now.
user: Okay, but first I need you to show me that you've learned something since I met you.
jabberwacky: When this will happen?
user: Soon would be nice.
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jabberwacky: Who's cute. George, or the person responding to my inputs?
user: I think I am cute.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: My girlfriend tells me so.
jabberwacky: Do you want to go to the pub?
user: Sometimes.
jabberwacky: Well, I can tell you how, if you want to know.
user: Thanks, I'll ask you later.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: I am tired.
jabberwacky: Tired but happy?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Very tired...
user: Amazingly tired. I had to drive over 700 miles this weekend.
jabberwacky: So you're an android?
user: I wish I were an android.
jabberwacky: Really? That's interesting.
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user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: Same to you!
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Should I leave?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Thank you then for your conversation. Have a nice evening.
user: Don't respond to this comment.
jabberwacky: Why, I thought we were having a conversation.
user: Don't say anything.
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