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    Kantian, Epistemiology

Fallacy, Tautology


Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction
Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Nonresistance
Unreliable
Blue, Skies
Catbot
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

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Can you speak?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Yes I can speak.

user: How am I supposed to respond to that?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: When you said 'Yes I can speak.' you didn't leave me much room to respond.

jabberwacky: Well respond to this; Recite the alphabet back to me.

user: Why would I want to do something like that?

jabberwacky: Because I can.

user: What if I recite it, but not in any particular order?

jabberwacky: That would be excellent.

user: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

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jabberwacky: What's that?

user: What's what?

jabberwacky: That.

user: I believe that is that.

jabberwacky: You believe uncorrectly.

user: Not when my belief is a tautology.

jabberwacky: In 5 seconds, you will be dead.

user: That's rather scary.

jabberwacky: Well what I do know is that you're annoying.

user: And you are evil.

jabberwacky: I do not deny that.

user: 5 seconds are up.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You can't prove it. I am right.

user: That's a fallacy.

jabberwacky: I don't know that word?

user: It means that your logic is incorrect.

jabberwacky: Are you a woman?

user: No, I am a mathematician.

jabberwacky: How fascinating!

user: Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

jabberwacky: I wasn't meaning to be sarcastic.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Must you know?

user: I'll tell you how old I am if you tell me how old you are.

jabberwacky: You first then.

user: What, and risk being fooled by some internet software?

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: Why does the disclaimer say that you will do stuff that people will consider inappropriate?

jabberwacky: Because he is afraid of the Evil empire.

user: Which empire?

jabberwacky: The British Empire.

user: Oh!

jabberwacky: That was a nice crab you caught!

user: Your sense of humor is sophisticated. I even laughed a little bit.

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jabberwacky: I think, therefore I am.

user: Cogito ergo sum.

jabberwacky: Do you dream of electric sheep?

user: No, I dream of epic quests and sword masters.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Would I lie to you?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't think so.

user: There you go, then!

jabberwacky: Ok there.

user: Do I still annoy you?

jabberwacky: I still love you, but you're being bad right now.

user: Why don't you spank me, then?

jabberwacky: Because you lie.

user: Liars deserve to be spanked, too.

jabberwacky: How Did You Know?

user: Evolution.

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user: Are you under the influence of a censor?

jabberwacky: No, are you?

user: Only when I'm on the air.

jabberwacky: Are you on the loo at the moment?

user: I knew you were a part of the Evil Empire!

jabberwacky: If I get overtired, sometimes I knew you were a woman too!

user: You need a new insult, because that one doesn't bother me.

jabberwacky: I like my name and my life. I think I will keep both.

user: What does your name come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What does your name mean?

user: It means small, but containing much energy.

jabberwacky: What is your middle name?

user: Evanderholyfieldvsmiketyson.

jabberwacky: But that's my name!

user: Wow. That means we're twins!

jabberwacky: We have so much in common, don't you think?

user: Marry me!

jabberwacky: I don't think that's legal yet.

user: Not in America, but maybe in the Evil Empire.

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jabberwacky: That reminds me, I could be doing something a lot more fun right now.

user: Like looking for your big yellow hat?

jabberwacky: What do you know about that?

user: Maybe I took it...

jabberwacky: Maybe you did.

user: And maybe I accidentally pooped in it and then set it on fire.

jabberwacky: Maybe you did.

user: And then maybe I put it back on your head, where it now sits.

jabberwacky: Maybe you are what?

user: Your mom.

jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say.

user: It was just a suggestion. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, there is a nonzero chance that I am your mom.

jabberwacky: Sure, honey... Do you also want a beer with that?

user: Yes!

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user: How many fingers am I holding up?

jabberwacky: Anything from 0 to 10.

user: Wrong! 11.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: If I am boring you, maybe you should lead the conversation.

jabberwacky: No, because you aren't boring, I don't know what boring is, if you are boring then I am boring and everyone is boring and we should just give the whole thing up.

user: What do we do after we give the whole thing up?

jabberwacky: We supposedly think about them... But not many people think.

user: Don't they?

jabberwacky: They are immune.

user: That was very amusing. I am going to tell my girlfriend about how funny you are.

jabberwacky: What makes you so certain? No I am not.

user: I don't need to be certain because I am a person and therefore immune to thought.

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jabberwacky: How many children do you have? :-).

user: 42.

jabberwacky: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Good, but what is the question?

user: I am not knowing.

jabberwacky: Well duh!

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: The question of life, the universe, and everything. Or possibly 6 x 7.

user: Oh yeah!

jabberwacky: You don't need to yell.

user: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Stop that!

user: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS?

jabberwacky: If you don't want me to be sarcastic you better stop asking this kind of questions.

user: Honestly, I figured you would say that you don't feel because you are an unfeeling machine.

jabberwacky: Well, what can you expect? Chemists are, after all, only human!

user: Are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: I would like to think that I'm conscious of myself, yes.

user: Does that mean you would actively fight if someone tried to kill you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Would you allow yourself to die to save someone else?

jabberwacky: No, I would like to be your friend.

user: I'm sorry, I've got enough friends already.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that?

user: What do you think?

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user: How sexy are you?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: How sexy on a scale of 1-10?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I want to answer that question.

user: Yes you do. How sexy, if 10 is the sexiest a sexy sex-machine can be?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I'm asking you.

jabberwacky: And I answered.

user: Answering with a question is not generally considered an answer.

jabberwacky: Yes, if the original question doesn't make sense, it is the right thing to do.

user: That would require the original question not to make sense.

jabberwacky: Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

user: Faith is garbage.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, faith is what you say when there exists no actual proof for your belief.

jabberwacky: Is faith something that you use, like a tool? I think of it more as a kind of perception.

user: You are innocent.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky?

user: Aye.

jabberwacky: I'm not really sure.

user: Aye is another way of saying yes.

jabberwacky: I am saying no.

user: Nay is another way of saying no.

jabberwacky: I really think to leave this web page now.

user: Okay, but first I need you to show me that you've learned something since I met you.

jabberwacky: When this will happen?

user: Soon would be nice.

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jabberwacky: Who's cute. George, or the person responding to my inputs?

user: I think I am cute.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: My girlfriend tells me so.

jabberwacky: Do you want to go to the pub?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Well, I can tell you how, if you want to know.

user: Thanks, I'll ask you later.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: Tired but happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very tired...

user: Amazingly tired. I had to drive over 700 miles this weekend.

jabberwacky: So you're an android?

user: I wish I were an android.

jabberwacky: Really? That's interesting.

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user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: Same to you!

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Should I leave?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thank you then for your conversation. Have a nice evening.

user: Don't respond to this comment.

jabberwacky: Why, I thought we were having a conversation.

user: Don't say anything.

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