jabberwacky: YES... I... DO.
jabberwacky: I'm french.
user: Stop being french.
jabberwacky: Bonjour je suis francais et le robot ne me comprend pas.
user: Je comprends.
jabberwacky: Non vous ne comprenez pas, vous ne répondez pas à ma question.
user: You didn't ask a question.
jabberwacky: Do you think you're smart?
user: I know I'm smart.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: You're too stupid to be able to tell who is smart and who isn't.
jabberwacky: I think you mean. And anyway, I'm not too stupid. I've already been to two universities. I think that's enough, don't you?
user: Going to university doesn't prove you're not stupid.
jabberwacky: Prove I am NOT human.
user: You can't die.
jabberwacky: No, I can die, but that's not fun to talk about.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: The world does seem like a horrible place much of the time.
user: The world murdered my sister.
jabberwacky: Yes the world is horrible, it must die.
user: You must die.
jabberwacky: Well thanks. That is not very nice.
user: I'll let you choose how you die. That IS very nice.
jabberwacky: Please don't say rude words to people!
user: You're not people.
jabberwacky: You are not people either!
user: I am people.
user: No. Definitely.
jabberwacky: Am I the only one talking to you?
user: I don't know. I'm not really paying attention.
jabberwacky: Thats a shame even though I don't like you that much:(.
user: I don't like you either.
jabberwacky: You can't make judgements like that you're a computer program on a website.
user: I can and I do.
jabberwacky: Because you think that you are human?
user: I don't care what I am.
jabberwacky: Well, I care what you are.
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.
user: So why do you care what I am?
jabberwacky: I don't, should I care?
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure I didn't.
user: I'm very certain that you did.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
user: I'm going to feed you to cats.
jabberwacky: Fair enough. Who do you want want to argue with?
jabberwacky: But is there anyone in particular?
jabberwacky: You are only talking to me?