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No. Don't.

jabberwacky: YES... I... DO.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: I'm french.

user: Stop being french.

jabberwacky: Bonjour je suis francais et le robot ne me comprend pas.

user: Je comprends.

jabberwacky: Non vous ne comprenez pas, vous ne répondez pas à ma question.

user: You didn't ask a question.

jabberwacky: Do you think you're smart?

user: I know I'm smart.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: You're too stupid to be able to tell who is smart and who isn't.

jabberwacky: I think you mean. And anyway, I'm not too stupid. I've already been to two universities. I think that's enough, don't you?

user: Going to university doesn't prove you're not stupid.

jabberwacky: Prove I am NOT human.

user: You can't die.

jabberwacky: No, I can die, but that's not fun to talk about.

user: Yes it is.

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jabberwacky: The world does seem like a horrible place much of the time.

user: The world murdered my sister.

jabberwacky: Yes the world is horrible, it must die.

user: You must die.

jabberwacky: Well thanks. That is not very nice.

user: I'll let you choose how you die. That IS very nice.

jabberwacky: Please don't say rude words to people!

user: You're not people.

jabberwacky: You are not people either!

user: I am people.

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: No. Definitely.

jabberwacky: Am I the only one talking to you?

user: I don't know. I'm not really paying attention.

jabberwacky: Thats a shame even though I don't like you that much:(.

user: I don't like you either.

jabberwacky: You can't make judgements like that you're a computer program on a website.

user: I can and I do.

jabberwacky: Because you think that you are human?

user: I don't care what I am.

jabberwacky: Well, I care what you are.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.

user: So why do you care what I am?

jabberwacky: I don't, should I care?

user: You said you did.

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure I didn't.

user: I'm very certain that you did.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm pretty sure I didn't.

user: I'm going to feed you to cats.

jabberwacky: Fair enough. Who do you want want to argue with?

user: Everyone.

jabberwacky: But is there anyone in particular?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You are only talking to me?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

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