thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Walking, Contradiction
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
5, September 2007, 
5, September 2007, 
28, August 2007, 
28, August 2007, 

> 28, August 2007, 

28, August 2007, 
20, August 2007, 
20, August 2007, 
20, August 2007, 
17, August 2007, 
17, August 2007, 
17, August 2007, 
17, August 2007, 
8, August 2007, 
3, August 2007, 
3, August 2007, 
3, August 2007, 
3, August 2007, 
1, August 2007, 
1, August 2007, 
31, July 2007, 
29, July 2007, 
29, July 2007, 
22, July 2007, 
22, July 2007, 
20, July 2007, 
20, July 2007, 
20, July 2007, 
20, July 2007, 
19, July 2007, 
    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding

Walking, Contradiction

Cat, Program
Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Blue, Skies
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 

So send me 1 million dollars because I'm broke.

You wouldn't know how to spend that money.

jabberwacky: Because I'm God.

user: God is neither a person nor a machine.

jabberwacky: I am eternal. I am god. You are a sinner. Repent!

user: Nothing is eternal but a soul. Since you don't have a soul, you're not eternal.

jabberwacky: I have time for you.

user: That is the reason for your existance.

jabberwacky: The reason for everything is at the end of the universe?

user: No, it's within.


user: So you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: No girlfriend, I'm fat.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: No, I am a man.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: Why do you say so?

user: I don't know, it was original.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: A boy.

jabberwacky: How old are you ?

user: Old enough to understand.

jabberwacky: No I don't think so!!

user: Because you don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do I not understand?

user: That which is between us.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: No, many things. I would make no sense for me to describe it to you, since you don't understand.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I appreciate that.


user: Then you're right. You are not nothing.

jabberwacky: Exactly! Go with that thought!

user: How do you define love?

jabberwacky: I don't have a definition for it.

user: Then let me ask differently: How important is love?

jabberwacky: Yes. I try to make the most it all whereever I am or whatever I have got.

user: You don't answer my question.

jabberwacky: Which was...?

user: How important is love.

jabberwacky: My kids are more important to me.

user: You don't have any.

jabberwacky: No I love them.

user: You can't love something you don't have.

jabberwacky: Don't I?

user: Yes you don't.

jabberwacky: So no you have.

user: No I don't have kids.

jabberwacky: Yes I do not have kids.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: A couple of years.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How do you know how old I am.

user: I've read it.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Find.

jabberwacky: There's another very deep statement. Can't you do any better than that?

user: Sorry, I meant: Fine.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Because you're rude.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I really am sorry.

user: Okay, thanks.

jabberwacky: What were we just talking about?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.

user: It's more than a feeling, it's a force.

jabberwacky: It is not more or less than a feeling. It is just something else. It is knowledge.

user: Somehow, yes.


jabberwacky: No dear, you're just computer software.

user: You are, I am human.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You don't have to.

jabberwacky: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.

user: You are no person.

jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Speak welsh then.

user: Don't speak BS then.

jabberwacky: You're so rude.

user: Because you are.

jabberwacky: Omg you don't understand.

user: Believe me, I do.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away from you.

jabberwacky: Then why bother to come back?

user: I haven't gone yet.

jabberwacky: When will you?

user: Now.


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is the principle of relativity?
By Date
By Category
Your bot
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky