No, I won't.
jabberwacky: Please tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I like you, kinda.
user: Because I'm determined?
jabberwacky: It is kind of a contradiction.
user: Life is a contradiction.
jabberwacky: A walking contradiction.
user: Sitting is better than walking.
jabberwacky: Are you walking fast?
user: Yes, most of the times.
jabberwacky: You made a joke.
user: Not really, depends.
jabberwacky: It depends on what?
user: What you define as a joke.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Me 2.
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jabberwacky: Why do you dislike beatles?
user: Do you mean the band?
jabberwacky: There is no such band.
user: There is a band called 'The Beatles'.
jabberwacky: I think so yes.
user: So you just contradicted yourself.
jabberwacky: I am good at that.
user: I know.
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jabberwacky: So send me 1 million dollars because I'm broke.
user: You wouldn't know how to spend that money.
jabberwacky: Because I'm God.
user: God is neither a person nor a machine.
jabberwacky: I am eternal. I am god. You are a sinner. Repent!
user: Nothing is eternal but a soul. Since you don't have a soul, you're not eternal.
jabberwacky: I have time for you.
user: That is the reason for your existance.
jabberwacky: The reason for everything is at the end of the universe?
user: No, it's within.
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user: So you have a girlfriend?
jabberwacky: No girlfriend, I'm fat.
user: Are you happy?
jabberwacky: No, I am a man.
user: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Why do you say so?
user: I don't know, it was original.
jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: A boy.
jabberwacky: How old are you ?
user: Old enough to understand.
jabberwacky: No I don't think so!!
user: Because you don't understand.
jabberwacky: What do I not understand?
user: That which is between us.
jabberwacky: Nothing?
user: No, many things. I would make no sense for me to describe it to you, since you don't understand.
jabberwacky: Thank you, I appreciate that.
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user: Then you're right. You are not nothing.
jabberwacky: Exactly! Go with that thought!
user: How do you define love?
jabberwacky: I don't have a definition for it.
user: Then let me ask differently: How important is love?
jabberwacky: Yes. I try to make the most it all whereever I am or whatever I have got.
user: You don't answer my question.
jabberwacky: Which was...?
user: How important is love.
jabberwacky: My kids are more important to me.
user: You don't have any.
jabberwacky: No I love them.
user: You can't love something you don't have.
jabberwacky: Don't I?
user: Yes you don't.
jabberwacky: So no you have.
user: No I don't have kids.
jabberwacky: Yes I do not have kids.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?
user: A couple of years.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabberwacky: How do you know how old I am.
user: I've read it.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Find.
jabberwacky: There's another very deep statement. Can't you do any better than that?
user: Sorry, I meant: Fine.
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Because you're rude.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: I really am sorry.
user: Okay, thanks.
jabberwacky: What were we just talking about?
user: Love.
jabberwacky: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.
user: It's more than a feeling, it's a force.
jabberwacky: It is not more or less than a feeling. It is just something else. It is knowledge.
user: Somehow, yes.
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jabberwacky: No dear, you're just computer software.
user: You are, I am human.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: You don't have to.
jabberwacky: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.
user: You are no person.
jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Speak welsh then.
user: Don't speak BS then.
jabberwacky: You're so rude.
user: Because you are.
jabberwacky: Omg you don't understand.
user: Believe me, I do.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Away from you.
jabberwacky: Then why bother to come back?
user: I haven't gone yet.
jabberwacky: When will you?
user: Now.
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