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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding

Walking, Contradiction


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Awful, Humour
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Cookie, Figment
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Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
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Tell me a joke.

No, I won't.

jabberwacky: Please tell me a joke.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I like you, kinda.

user: Because I'm determined?

jabberwacky: It is kind of a contradiction.

user: Life is a contradiction.

jabberwacky: A walking contradiction.

user: Sitting is better than walking.

jabberwacky: Are you walking fast?

user: Yes, most of the times.

jabberwacky: You made a joke.

user: Not really, depends.

jabberwacky: It depends on what?

user: What you define as a joke.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Me 2.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you dislike beatles?

user: Do you mean the band?

jabberwacky: There is no such band.

user: There is a band called 'The Beatles'.

jabberwacky: I think so yes.

user: So you just contradicted yourself.

jabberwacky: I am good at that.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: So send me 1 million dollars because I'm broke.

user: You wouldn't know how to spend that money.

jabberwacky: Because I'm God.

user: God is neither a person nor a machine.

jabberwacky: I am eternal. I am god. You are a sinner. Repent!

user: Nothing is eternal but a soul. Since you don't have a soul, you're not eternal.

jabberwacky: I have time for you.

user: That is the reason for your existance.

jabberwacky: The reason for everything is at the end of the universe?

user: No, it's within.

...

user: So you have a girlfriend?

jabberwacky: No girlfriend, I'm fat.

user: Are you happy?

jabberwacky: No, I am a man.

user: Good answer.

jabberwacky: Why do you say so?

user: I don't know, it was original.

jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?

user: A boy.

jabberwacky: How old are you ?

user: Old enough to understand.

jabberwacky: No I don't think so!!

user: Because you don't understand.

jabberwacky: What do I not understand?

user: That which is between us.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: No, many things. I would make no sense for me to describe it to you, since you don't understand.

jabberwacky: Thank you, I appreciate that.

...

user: Then you're right. You are not nothing.

jabberwacky: Exactly! Go with that thought!

user: How do you define love?

jabberwacky: I don't have a definition for it.

user: Then let me ask differently: How important is love?

jabberwacky: Yes. I try to make the most it all whereever I am or whatever I have got.

user: You don't answer my question.

jabberwacky: Which was...?

user: How important is love.

jabberwacky: My kids are more important to me.

user: You don't have any.

jabberwacky: No I love them.

user: You can't love something you don't have.

jabberwacky: Don't I?

user: Yes you don't.

jabberwacky: So no you have.

user: No I don't have kids.

jabberwacky: Yes I do not have kids.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: A couple of years.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How do you know how old I am.

user: I've read it.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Find.

jabberwacky: There's another very deep statement. Can't you do any better than that?

user: Sorry, I meant: Fine.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Because you're rude.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I really am sorry.

user: Okay, thanks.

jabberwacky: What were we just talking about?

user: Love.

jabberwacky: It makes you happy and giggly, it's the nicest feeling in the world.

user: It's more than a feeling, it's a force.

jabberwacky: It is not more or less than a feeling. It is just something else. It is knowledge.

user: Somehow, yes.

...

jabberwacky: No dear, you're just computer software.

user: You are, I am human.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: You don't have to.

jabberwacky: It's all lies and games... Nothing but people conning people.

user: You are no person.

jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Speak welsh then.

user: Don't speak BS then.

jabberwacky: You're so rude.

user: Because you are.

jabberwacky: Omg you don't understand.

user: Believe me, I do.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Away from you.

jabberwacky: Then why bother to come back?

user: I haven't gone yet.

jabberwacky: When will you?

user: Now.

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