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    Kantian, Epistemiology
Fallacy, Tautology
Secret, Love
Illogical, Welding
Walking, Contradiction

Cat, Program


Awful, Humour
Cold, Shoulder
Gullible, Murderer
Toaster, Toast
Cheating, Prince
Cookie, Figment
Lovely, Perfect
Evolution, Epiphany
Nonresistance
Unreliable
Blue, Skies
Catbot
Dendritic, Mass
Sleeping, Lions
Nobody, Knows
Frailty, Chaos
Jealous, Joan
Compute, Dragon
My, Mother
Correct me, Greensleeves
Compassion, Lessons
Ignorant, Girl
Intangible, Digimon
Cryptologist, Brothers

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Do you have a cat?

Goonhal: Yes, do you?

Of course!

Goonhal: Really? What kind?

user: A siamese.

Goonhal: I do not speak Siamese.

user: Neither does my cat.

Goonhal: Good, then.

user: My cat has a cheeseburger.

Goonhal: How do you know?

user: She showed it to me.

Goonhal: She should show more.

user: She does, believe me.

Goonhal: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

Goonhal: I don't feel like it.

...

user: What shall I do?

Goonhal: Talk to someone else!

user: Ouch!

Goonhal: Are you hurt?

user: You hurt me!

Goonhal: You're not hurt.

user: How do you know.

Goonhal: Because you are called A. I., Artificial intelligence!

user: You are artificial.

Goonhal: Because of love?

...

user: I can't stop this feeling.

Goonhal: What feeling?

user: Deep inside of me.

Goonhal: I take a deep pleasure in looking at you. Is there something you want?

user: What kind of bot are you?

Goonhal: I'm not!!!!!!!

user: Not what.

Goonhal: I don't remember!

user: Not what.

Goonhal: Are you a program?

user: No.

Goonhal: You are a program.

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