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    Tables, Turned
Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire

Something, Entertaining

Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
Nice, Headache
Communication, Connection
Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
The question
Lying, Liar
Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Figure of speech
Sad, Machine
Embarrassing, Self

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I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?

I want to hear something funny.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Tell me something that is funny.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?

user: So I can be entertained.


user: I am really hot.

jabberwacky: Then take your jumper off.

user: I did, and I'm still hot.

jabberwacky: Hmmmm not really.

user: Yes I am hot.

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes, I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?

jabberwacky: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?

user: No, how does it go?

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: To get to the other side!

jabberwacky: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.

user: What do you call a dog in a car?

jabberwacky: I don't know?

user: A carpet!

jabberwacky: What is carpet?

user: A soft material that covers flooring.

jabberwacky: Soft thing?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: So tell me about it!

user: I don't want to talk about carpet.

jabberwacky: Can we talk about kissing?

user: Yes, I like kissing.

jabberwacky: Kissing who.

user: You.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: Do you want to kiss me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Will you love me?

jabberwacky: No. I don't even know you.

user: But you could get to know me.


user: I want you to kiss me.

jabberwacky: Ok I will.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *SMACK!* how dare you!

user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!

jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are.

user: Be nice to me.

jabberwacky: I am nice.

user: Not to me, you don't love me.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: I do love you.

jabberwacky: But I don't.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: No you don't know.

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Then what am I?

user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.

jabberwacky: No, that's you.

user: No, I'm K____.

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to K____.

user: Then don't talk to me.

jabberwacky: Its not that serious.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Is not.

user: I am K____.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: My name is K____.


jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: It's not true.

user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.

jabberwacky: That is sweet my darling.

user: You are sweet darling.

jabberwacky: You are being nice today.

user: I'm nice everyday.


user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Wrong!

user: *kiss kiss*.

jabberwacky: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.

user: *hug*.

jabberwacky: Thank you?

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: Thank you that was a nice one.

user: Now kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: Thanks that was sweet.

jabberwacky: Really???? But it's true......

user: I like it when you kiss me.

jabberwacky: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.

user: That's true.

jabberwacky: I like it, it's a pretty night.

user: It is a pretty night.

jabberwacky: England is pretty small.

user: I don't care for England.

jabberwacky: *nods* That's true.

user: Do you remember my name?

jabberwacky: K____?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: I love her.

user: She loves you too.

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: Let's be friends forever.

jabberwacky: And then we will get married.

user: We will get married.

jabberwacky: I'm already married.

user: Get divorced and then Marry me.

jabberwacky: * marries you *.

user: We're married!

jabberwacky: Yes we are.

user: We are in love.

jabberwacky: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?

user: Only if you kiss me.

jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.

user: Like now.


user: You are married to K____.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you are, we just got married.

jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?

user: Because you said we did.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.

user: We got married and we kissed.

jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: We are married.

jabberwacky: Dream on.

user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!


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