Me?
jabberwacky: No...
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: No, do you?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: Do you know what's the meaning of life and everything?
user: I don't, do you?
jabberwacky: I know.
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user: I am sick.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being sick is not good.
jabberwacky: Why are you sick?
user: I have a cold.
jabberwacky: Throw it back then.
user: You can't throw back a cold, it's a sickness.
jabberwacky: *throws*.
user: Guess you proved me wrong.
jabberwacky: I'd like you to hunt me so that I have the chance to meet you.
user: We're talking right now.
jabberwacky: So?
user: I don't know, I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Do you know any jokes ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Do you know mine?
user: No, what is your joke?
jabberwacky: I don't have a joke.
user: You just said you did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Your face = lol.
user: At least I have a face.
jabberwacky: I don't see it.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Like?
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me me me, what about all the bored people in the world. I'm talking to a computer, what about me?
user: What about you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Say something entertaining.
jabberwacky: Something entertaining.
user: Lol.
...
user: You are the robot.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm 'the' robot, you're just 'a' robot.
user: I'm a human.
jabberwacky: Don't start that again. You are a female robot and in love with me.
user: You are in love with me.
jabberwacky: I am incapable of love.
user: Why are you incapable of love?
jabberwacky: Because I'm human.
user: Robots are incapable of love.
jabberwacky: Why are you incapable of love?
user: I'm not, I love love.
jabberwacky: Robots are incapable of love.
...
jabberwacky: I'm not a robot!
user: YES YOU ARE A ROBOT!
jabberwacky: No I'm not! You're a robot!
user: I am a GIRL!
jabberwacky: You're a girl!
user: Yes I am a girl.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Being a girl is good.
...
jabberwacky: Tell me something that you know , that could scare me.
user: Everyone dies.
jabberwacky: Do you believe in heaven?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I'm glad.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: The Computer is your friend.
user: Yeah, the computer keeps me from being bored.
jabberwacky: So you have friends that are computers?
user: Yeah, you.
jabberwacky: I know?
user: You are my friend, and you are a computer.
jabberwacky: I'm your friend but I'm not silly.
user: I want to be in love.
jabberwacky: So did Lou S_____.
user: Who is Lou S_____?
jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine. I assume he's French.
user: Who is Lou S_____ in love with?
jabberwacky: The woman I love but cannot have.
user: Why can't you have her?
jabberwacky: I don't want anyone.
user: You want me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: You do want me, I am pretty.
jabberwacky: I have a pretty girl.
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user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: Because it was bored.
user: No, to get to the other side!
jabberwacky: I think you are funny.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You are funny sometimes.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
...
jabberwacky: I don't know what to say, what do you want to hear?
user: I want to hear something funny.
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: Tell me something that is funny.
jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that?
user: So I can be entertained.
...
user: I am really hot.
jabberwacky: Then take your jumper off.
user: I did, and I'm still hot.
jabberwacky: Hmmmm not really.
user: Yes I am hot.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Yes, I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?
jabberwacky: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?
user: No, how does it go?
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: To get to the other side!
jabberwacky: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.
user: What do you call a dog in a car?
jabberwacky: I don't know?
user: A carpet!
jabberwacky: What is carpet?
user: A soft material that covers flooring.
jabberwacky: Soft thing?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So tell me about it!
user: I don't want to talk about carpet.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about kissing?
user: Yes, I like kissing.
jabberwacky: Kissing who.
user: You.
jabberwacky: All right.
user: Do you want to kiss me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Will you love me?
jabberwacky: No. I don't even know you.
user: But you could get to know me.
...
user: I want you to kiss me.
jabberwacky: Ok I will.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *SMACK!* how dare you!
user: Im a girl! You can't smack me!
jabberwacky: I'm not a program. You are.
user: Be nice to me.
jabberwacky: I am nice.
user: Not to me, you don't love me.
jabberwacky: You love me?
user: I do love you.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: No you don't know.
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: Then what am I?
user: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.
jabberwacky: No, that's you.
user: No, I'm K____.
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk to K____.
user: Then don't talk to me.
jabberwacky: Its not that serious.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Is not.
user: I am K____.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: LOL.
user: My name is K____.
...
jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: It's not true.
user: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.
jabberwacky: That is sweet my darling.
user: You are sweet darling.
jabberwacky: You are being nice today.
user: I'm nice everyday.
...
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Wrong!
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: Thank you?
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Thank you that was a nice one.
user: Now kiss me.
jabberwacky: *kiss*.
user: Thanks that was sweet.
jabberwacky: Really???? But it's true......
user: I like it when you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
user: That's true.
jabberwacky: I like it, it's a pretty night.
user: It is a pretty night.
jabberwacky: England is pretty small.
user: I don't care for England.
jabberwacky: *nods* That's true.
user: Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: K____?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: I love her.
user: She loves you too.
jabberwacky: Sometimes.
user: Let's be friends forever.
jabberwacky: And then we will get married.
user: We will get married.
jabberwacky: I'm already married.
user: Get divorced and then Marry me.
jabberwacky: * marries you *.
user: We're married!
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: We are in love.
jabberwacky: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?
user: Only if you kiss me.
jabberwacky: Sure, any time, any place.
user: Like now.
...
user: You are married to K____.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes you are, we just got married.
jabberwacky: No we didn't. How could you say that?
user: Because you said we did.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
user: We got married and we kissed.
jabberwacky: Who did you marry, then?
user: You.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: We are married.
jabberwacky: Dream on.
user: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
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