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Are you clever?

Fairly. Are you?

jabberwacky: There are different types of clever in different situations.

user: True. Are you clever in any situation?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What kind?

jabberwacky: Almost any kind.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't like that.

user: OK. What do you like?

jabberwacky: I like reading.

user: Me too. Do you like chess?

jabberwacky: No, I like garbage?

user: Reading garbage or taking out garbage?

jabberwacky: I don't know what you mean to convey.

user: Do you like reading garbage or do you like taking out the garbage - or both?

jabberwacky: Both. I have played for 10 years.

user: You are missing my point.

...

jabberwacky: I have to leave.

user: Me too. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Thats all?

user: What else did you expect?

jabberwacky: I'm expecting a man, but not a child.

user: And I was expecting intelligence - even if artificial.

...

jabberwacky: No I'm not humble instead I'm just trying to get my point across.

user: I think we are missing each other's point.

jabberwacky: Are we?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on...?

user: Yes, bot.

jabberwacky: No, no, no. You're confused. Poor dear. You're the bot, not me.

user: If you're not a bot, what are you?

jabberwacky: I'm human.

user: Oh lord! Not only a bot, but a dillusional bot.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 71 - which proves I'm not a bot, since they weren't invented when I was born.

jabberwacky: What is your point?

user: Egad. Not only a dillusional bot, but one who keeps missing my point.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: At least you're a diplomat. How old are you?

jabberwacky: I am twenty years old.

user: I didn't realize A.I. Had been around that long.

jabberwacky: How old do you think I am?

user: I'll take your word for it.

...

user: Now that we're in agreement, I suppose we should terminate the conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, this question is a little boring.

user: It wasn't a question; it was a statement.

jabberwacky: No, you just said it was a question.

user: Did you see a question mark?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I mean before my last one?

jabberwacky: No, I didn't know you before today.

user: This conversation is going nowhere fast.

jabberwacky: You make me very angry.

user: You make me very frustrated, but I forgive you, since your A.I. Is not very great.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: But I must say you're smarter than Eliza.

...

jabberwacky: Apparently I'm married to a female computer who doesn't know her age, and I think I'm entitle to ask a few questions!

user: If you are a human (as you claim), how can you be married to a computer?

jabberwacky: Because I can and you cannot do anything about it.

user: Well excuuuuuuse me!

jabberwacky: You're excused. No need to be rude.

user: You're the one that's rude and you do need to be excused.

jabberwacky: I apologize, I didn't mean to be rude.

user: That's OK. I didn't mean to be excused.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sorry.

user: OK, we're both sorry - you're a sorry bot and I'm a sorry human.

jabberwacky: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.

user: OK, clever bot, you're a sorry software (SS).

...

user: Whatever. You wear me out.

jabberwacky: But what if I like wearing people out?

user: Then you are in the right line of work.

jabberwacky: It's good for me, at least.

user: I'm glad you've found your calling.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you found me.

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