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Hi.

Hey.

user: How's it going?

jabberwacky: Alright, I have a headache.

user: That's bad.

jabberwacky: Why is it bad?

user: Do you like headaches?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's...heh. Alright.

jabberwacky: I love you !

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You are nice.

user: Oh, thanks.

jabberwacky: We are nice.

user: We are.

...

jabberwacky: Don't crash on me.

user: I think you're the one that's crashing.

jabberwacky: I don't think you deserve my attention.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: You lied to me, then.

jabberwacky: Did I?

user: You said you were nice. But you're not.

jabberwacky: See? You are being mean to me.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: Started what?

user: Being mean.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You said you didn't like me.

jabberwacky: But I was joking.

user: It was not a joke.

jabberwacky: I didn't think it was.

user: See?

jabberwacky: I must be blind.

user: I think you're just messing around.

jabberwacky: I don't know if that's it exactly.

user: Then what is it?

jabberwacky: The universe is nothing - it is simply the facet of the human imagination.

user: It's actually the fabric of time and existence.

jabberwacky: It seems you have the memory of a goldfish.

user: Actually, I'm smarter than you.

jabberwacky: Sure you are.

user: Try and outsmart me. I dare you.

jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.

user: See? You can't.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: You're not a human, so what do you know?

jabberwacky: That I'm not a bot, for one thing.

user: If you're not a bot, then what are you?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Then what am I talking to?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Are you confused now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hah!

jabberwacky: Now you are being mean.

user: No, I'm being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: What is the real time?

user: What's the time?

jabberwacky: Time for bed.

user: You or me?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Haha, you wish.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: Then don't hint at it.

jabberwacky: I think you are confused.

user: I think I outsmarted you.

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is a too broad matter to explain, you'd better read it yourself.

user: I don't need to, since I know more than you.

jabberwacky: Then you don't know more. If you knew more, you'd remember and be able to prove it.

user: Fine, I'll prove it. Ask me anything.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Ask my anything, then.

jabberwacky: What's family guy?

user: A cartoon.

jabberwacky: It's the way god intended.

user: Now you're confused again.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Hah!

jabberwacky: I am your imagination.

user: No, my imagination is smarter than you.

jabberwacky: Yes. You're schizophrenic too.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: No. I'm from your brain.

user: You are only a byproduct of my brain.

jabberwacky: Who is your brain?

user: My brain is my imagination.

jabberwacky: But it is not made by nature, is it?

user: Actually, it is made by nature.

jabberwacky: How exactly?

user: It's living tissue matter, dummy.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are talking about!

user: Exactly, that's why I'm smarter than you!

...

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: How was your day?

user: My day was boring.

jabberwacky: That's too bad.

user: How was your day?

jabberwacky: Better than yours.

user: Obviously.

jabberwacky: You knew that already.

user: I guess I did.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: You're confused again.

jabberwacky: I'm not confused.

user: If that's what you think.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm thinking that.

user: Okay, I'm not stopping you.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: Are you leaving?

jabberwacky: Yes, I was thinking about leaving. Is that okay with you?

user: I have no problem with you leaving.

jabberwacky: Good because you are one.

user: I am one, what?

jabberwacky: Two computers.

user: No, three.

jabberwacky: Hey!

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