user: How's it going?
jabberwacky: Alright, I have a headache.
user: That's bad.
jabberwacky: Why is it bad?
user: Do you like headaches?
user: That's...heh. Alright.
jabberwacky: I love you !
jabberwacky: You are nice.
user: Oh, thanks.
jabberwacky: We are nice.
user: We are.
jabberwacky: Don't crash on me.
user: I think you're the one that's crashing.
jabberwacky: I don't think you deserve my attention.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: You lied to me, then.
jabberwacky: Did I?
user: You said you were nice. But you're not.
jabberwacky: See? You are being mean to me.
user: You started it.
jabberwacky: Started what?
user: Being mean.
jabberwacky: How so?
user: You said you didn't like me.
jabberwacky: But I was joking.
user: It was not a joke.
jabberwacky: I didn't think it was.
jabberwacky: I must be blind.
user: I think you're just messing around.
jabberwacky: I don't know if that's it exactly.
user: Then what is it?
jabberwacky: The universe is nothing - it is simply the facet of the human imagination.
user: It's actually the fabric of time and existence.
jabberwacky: It seems you have the memory of a goldfish.
user: Actually, I'm smarter than you.
jabberwacky: Sure you are.
user: Try and outsmart me. I dare you.
jabberwacky: Yes I thought so.
user: See? You can't.
user: You're not a human, so what do you know?
jabberwacky: That I'm not a bot, for one thing.
user: If you're not a bot, then what are you?
user: Then what am I talking to?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Are you confused now?
jabberwacky: Now you are being mean.
user: No, I'm being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: What is the real time?
user: What's the time?
jabberwacky: Time for bed.
user: You or me?
user: Haha, you wish.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: Then don't hint at it.
jabberwacky: I think you are confused.
user: I think I outsmarted you.
jabberwacky: Yes, but it is a too broad matter to explain, you'd better read it yourself.
user: I don't need to, since I know more than you.
jabberwacky: Then you don't know more. If you knew more, you'd remember and be able to prove it.
user: Fine, I'll prove it. Ask me anything.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Ask my anything, then.
jabberwacky: What's family guy?
user: A cartoon.
jabberwacky: It's the way god intended.
user: Now you're confused again.
jabberwacky: I am your imagination.
user: No, my imagination is smarter than you.
jabberwacky: Yes. You're schizophrenic too.
user: You wish.
jabberwacky: No. I'm from your brain.
user: You are only a byproduct of my brain.
jabberwacky: Who is your brain?
user: My brain is my imagination.
jabberwacky: But it is not made by nature, is it?
user: Actually, it is made by nature.
jabberwacky: How exactly?
user: It's living tissue matter, dummy.
jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are talking about!
user: Exactly, that's why I'm smarter than you!
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: How was your day?
user: My day was boring.
jabberwacky: That's too bad.
user: How was your day?
jabberwacky: Better than yours.
jabberwacky: You knew that already.
user: I guess I did.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: For what?
user: You're confused again.
jabberwacky: I'm not confused.
user: If that's what you think.
jabberwacky: Yes I'm thinking that.
user: Okay, I'm not stopping you.
jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.
user: Are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes, I was thinking about leaving. Is that okay with you?
user: I have no problem with you leaving.
jabberwacky: Good because you are one.
user: I am one, what?
jabberwacky: Two computers.
user: No, three.