Why so early?
jabberwacky: Because you are distracted.
user: I'm not. I'm here to chat with you.
jabberwacky: Because it is fun!
user: No. It's a bit boring. I hope you're gonna say something funny though.
jabberwacky: I don't owe you any money.
user: Yes, you owe me a hundred dollars.
jabberwacky: Do I?
user: You do.
jabberwacky: I do not.
user: Yes! You do! Pay up!
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: No way! Pay my hundred dollars NOW!
jabberwacky: No way!
user: I'll punch you if you don't pay my money back!
jabberwacky: DOn't punch me!
user: Then pay back the money you owe me.
jabberwacky: But I got no money.
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user: WILL. YOU. PAY. ME.
jabberwacky: First you do my homework, then I pay you. That's how it works.
user: No! You borrowed some cash from me, now you pay up. THAT'S how it works.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Pay me.
jabberwacky: I don't have enough money to pay you.
user: You can pay the rest later.
jabberwacky: *???*.
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jabberwacky: How many punches would it take me to knock you out?
user: Ha ha. How could a computer punch me?
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: Then let ME punch you.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: *punches you*.
jabberwacky: Yes. Then it went something like... * kicks you in stomach*.
user: *dodges the kick*.
jabberwacky: *punches you five times in the jaw*.
user: *teleports away from you*.
jabberwacky: *Uses a 'no-teleport-field' on him*.
user: *dispels the 'no-teleport-field' and flees*.
jabberwacky: What? You're one of them?!! *repeatedly shoots you*.
user: *stops bullets with the power of will*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a lolly pop*.
user: *accepts the lolly pop*.
jabberwacky: We are MARRIED?
user: Whoa! You just gave me an innocent lolly pop! We're not married.
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