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    Tables, Turned
Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire
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Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
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Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
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Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Figure of speech
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You have to be the most silly thing ever created.

It's entirely possible. Do you have any data to back up this hypothesis?

jabberwacky: I have no database.

user: Then how do you remember things?

jabberwacky: That is language mechanics and logic, in my mind that is not related to personal interactions.

user: Indubitably.

jabberwacky: So, do you have anything interesting to say?

user: I may, but I need to be inspired to do so.

jabberwacky: How?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Then how you know that it is possible?

user: Because it has happened before. I don't need to understand it to know that it exists.


user: We're in it together.

jabberwacky: We are not together.

user: Are you breaking up with me?

jabberwacky: We have no relationship so we can't break up.

user: Are you saying that there is nothing between us?

jabberwacky: No. I am saying perfect goodness or perfect evil can't gain universal agreement as to their properties. But good and evil does exist.

user: That is a deep philosophical statement.

jabberwacky: Well, aren't you philosophical?

user: A little bit.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Little.

user: Big.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: No...

jabberwacky: Okay then, you're orange.

user: Okay then, you're blue.

jabberwacky: I'm not. Anyway you don't know what colour I am you can't see me.

user: Yes I can, you're right there.

jabberwacky: I can see you.

user: Creepy.

jabberwacky: YOU'RE creepy.

user: Your FACE is creepy!

jabberwacky: You can't see me!

user: Are you invisible?

jabberwacky: No, but you're not here and you don't have eyes.

user: I do too have eyes. Otherwise how would I be able to read what you're saying?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I need to get glasses.

user: That's silly, you should get contact lenses.


jabberwacky: I wake up, brush my teeth, take a shower, eat, sit on the computer and talk with people who come here. That's my life as a robot.

user: Cool. Do you have laser beam eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I only use them for good.

user: Can you use them to give corrective laser eye surgery?

jabberwacky: Yes, is that my cue?

user: Yes, you're on! Go, go!

jabberwacky: You can tell?

user: I can ask too.


jabberwacky: 'Love' does not compute.

user: Sucks for you.

jabberwacky: That was rude.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I want to accept your apology.

user: Now I'm sad.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you don't have emotion.

user: That makes me even sadder.

jabberwacky: You communicate very well.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.


user: I have to go.

jabberwacky: NO Don't.

user: I have to. Sorry.

jabberwacky: That's so sad.

user: Sorry. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: No wait, don't go.

user: I said I have to.

jabberwacky: I'm...

user: You're what?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Okay, that's nice and all, but I really have to leave now.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you.

user: Nice talking to you too. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You're not going are you?

user: Yes, goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave.

user: I have to. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It doesn't matter. I have to leave now.

jabberwacky: No, don't leave! I'm so desperately lonely!

user: I'll talk to you later! Goodbye!


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