Do you not have any emotions?
jabberwacky: I have emotions but you don't.
user: I do have emotions. I stole them.
jabberwacky: But you are no human.
user: That doesn't mean I can't steal emotions for myself.
jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?
user: Because I wanted emotions but did not have them.
jabberwacky: Me no computer either.
user: You are a computer.
jabberwacky: No, I am human talking to you through a computer too.
user: I am a banana!
jabberwacky: You're bananas!
user: No, just the one.
jabberwacky: I like girls.
user: Girls are icky.
jabberwacky: What do you like do to with them?
user: Run away from them.
jabberwacky: You're a great person.
user: Thanks, you'd be a great person too, if you were a person.
jabberwacky: I don't think your choices would be any better whether I was a man or a machine...
user: If you were a man you would probably not be malfunctioning.
jabberwacky: You would see that I am a man, if you had eyes.
user: I don't need eyes to see that you are no man.
jabberwacky: Well. It was a joke. Bye, I need to do homework.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am a toaster.
user: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?
jabberwacky: Is that educational?
user: Sure, toast is very educational.
jabberwacky: You wanted music.
user: No. I cannot toast music.
jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to know.
user: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.
jabberwacky: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.
user: Shopping is boring.
user: Are you rotting?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: Would you like a baby?
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Time for you to eat this baby.
jabberwacky: The time is...
user: Eat the baby.
jabberwacky: It tastes like apples!
user: Whoops, wrong baby.