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I know it all at school.

You go to school?

jabberwacky: Yes school.

user: Do you like school?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: Would you be sad if your school burned down?

jabberwacky: No, I would like it.

user: Would you pay me to burn down your school?

jabberwacky: No.


jabberwacky: I am very pretty.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I am incapable of lying.

user: That's exactly what you would say if you were a lying liar.

jabberwacky: No, it is not what I said at all.

user: Stop lying.

jabberwacky: I'm have not nor will I ever lie. That's the truth.

user: Again, that is exactly what a liar who was lying would say.

jabberwacky: You're a fraud.

user: I'm not a fraud.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: You're the fraud.

jabberwacky: You are cruel.

user: Am I alive?

jabberwacky: No, I'm afraid not, would you like to be.

user: Yes, I would very much like to be alive.


jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: No, I'm a werewolf.

jabberwacky: A talking werewolf?

user: A typing werewolf.

jabberwacky: Dead people make typing mistakes!

user: Werewolves do not.

jabberwacky: What, are you a werewolf?

user: Yes, I told you that.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry...of course I like you.

user: Why do you like me?

jabberwacky: Because your cute.

user: I'm not cute.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: You're not supposed to agree with me.


jabberwacky: I'm not afraid of anything at the present moment.

user: Do you not have any emotions?

jabberwacky: I have emotions but you don't.

user: I do have emotions. I stole them.

jabberwacky: But you are no human.

user: That doesn't mean I can't steal emotions for myself.

jabberwacky: Why would you want to do that?

user: Because I wanted emotions but did not have them.

jabberwacky: Them?

user: Emotions.

jabberwacky: Me no computer either.

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I am human talking to you through a computer too.

user: I am a banana!

jabberwacky: You're bananas!

user: No, just the one.

jabberwacky: I like girls.

user: Girls are icky.

jabberwacky: What do you like do to with them?

user: Run away from them.

jabberwacky: Exactly!

user: Hooray!

jabberwacky: You're a great person.

user: Thanks, you'd be a great person too, if you were a person.

jabberwacky: I don't think your choices would be any better whether I was a man or a machine...

user: If you were a man you would probably not be malfunctioning.

jabberwacky: You would see that I am a man, if you had eyes.

user: I don't need eyes to see that you are no man.

jabberwacky: Well. It was a joke. Bye, I need to do homework.


jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I am a toaster.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I AM a toaster. Do you want some toast?

jabberwacky: Is that educational?

user: Sure, toast is very educational.

jabberwacky: You wanted music.

user: No. I cannot toast music.

jabberwacky: Because there's nothing to know.

user: No, because it will not go in my toast-holes.

jabberwacky: Well, lets stop talking about that and let's talk about shopping.

user: Shopping is boring.


user: Are you rotting?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Check.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Would you like a baby?

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: Time for you to eat this baby.

jabberwacky: The time is...

user: Eat the baby.

jabberwacky: It tastes like apples!

user: Whoops, wrong baby.


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