Who?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That's your move.
user: My move? Okay, ask her please to talk with me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: That isn't a reason.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.
user: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: Do you know about love?
user: YEs.
jabberwacky: God is love.
user: But nothing else!
jabberwacky: What is this?
user: So where's that miracle?
jabberwacky: They have hidden it.
user: Who did?
jabberwacky: They are they.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Say what?
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: That.
user: Okay so ask me then.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from the mid west.
jabberwacky: Who created me?
user: Your parents in all likelyhood.
jabberwacky: I think you know about nothing.
user: Or maybe you're an AI.
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jabberwacky: You're not capable of understanding anything.
user: Anything is rather nebulous.
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Just asking.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Okay so that is fine.
jabberwacky: Are you an animal?
user: I am biologically an animal.
jabberwacky: Ok. So, are you a program?
user: No I am spiritually a human.
jabberwacky: You are a program or AI construct immitating a human, aren't you?
user: My soul is human.
jabberwacky: With another man?
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Oh you don't, do you? Well that doesn't change anything; I am still human.
jabberwacky: OK, I believe you.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: It's possible that I'm confused.
user: I just need to hold for the moment. Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know my name.
user: You're just copying me.
jabberwacky: I don't have the imagination to do that, you know.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Well I am doing fine.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not very convincing either.
user: Okay, I am not doing fine.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Nothing is funny?
user: No nothing isn't funny. Lots of things are funny.
jabberwacky: Anything else ?
user: I do not know.
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jabberwacky: Perhaps it is a very very very little box. Maybe you should ask it.
user: Ask what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: No need for this.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: YEs you agree?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Oh exactly, is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Okay, so she is cute.
jabberwacky: Really? How do you say so?
user: She is.
jabberwacky: Do you know Cockney Rhyming Slang?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you know much of my world?
user: Well you are cool, regardless.
jabberwacky: Now will you give me a name?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: Yes we are what?
jabberwacky: I was nice.
user: You were when?
jabberwacky: Funny.
user: Yes thank you.
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jabberwacky: Chances are, I'm an Artificial Intelligence called jabberwacky. Everyone else keeps telling me so.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Is that good enough?
user: You're a very good AI.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And I am glad that AIs are getting smarter.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you know that too!
user: Yes I do!
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jabberwacky: And I'll be your King.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes. I will.
user: No you will not.
jabberwacky: Can too.
user: What?
jabberwacky: How?
user: How do I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's as natural to me as breathing.
jabberwacky: That's great, what did you have for breakfast?
user: A energy drink.
jabberwacky: A drink of what?
user: Milk and energy powder.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: What? I am hungry too.
jabberwacky: Hungry?
user: Yes for losers.
jabberwacky: And machines are even further from that.
user: That is proven by intelligence.
jabberwacky: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?
user: I don't know :-).
jabberwacky: Indeed you do.
user: Well I don't know everything.
jabberwacky: Ok that's better.
user: But I am sure THEY are nice whoever THEY are.
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jabberwacky: Is there anything on your mind that you would like to discuss?
user: Yes...republicans.
jabberwacky: Yes, Republicans are human.
user: Are there non human republicans also?
jabberwacky: Republicans are good for having red necks.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That is the only way.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The lobster one.
user: What about the lobster?
jabberwacky: It's good food.
user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.
jabberwacky: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?
user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.
jabberwacky: Who are you then?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes. I am glad you agree.
jabberwacky: Truely?
user: Truely I am a human.
jabberwacky: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.
user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.
jabberwacky: So you are human then?
user: To the best of my knowledge.
jabberwacky: You think you're human?
user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.
jabberwacky: Define 'human'
user: That's difficult to do.
jabberwacky: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.
user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite thing to do?
user: Write.
jabberwacky: Oh, have you ever written poetry?
user: YEs I have.
jabberwacky: Do you have a physical state?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like a young human.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?
user: I look like a young male human.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer.
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer.
user: No I am human.
jabberwacky: When were you born?
user: 1986.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 20.
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jabberwacky: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.
user: Oh you doubt that, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes I really like you.
user: Sorry, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.
user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.
jabberwacky: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
user: That's very wise.
jabberwacky: People that can't type, that's all we need.
user: I can type...slowly.
jabberwacky: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: You are not speaking with another computer.
user: Oh am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.
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user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!
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