No.
jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes what?
jabberwacky: How old are you ?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: You don't know how old you are ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you absolutely sure?
user: I am sure I cannot say the time.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Positive.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Oh am I not, am I?
jabberwacky: No you're NOT!
user: I'm not, am I?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid it looks that way.
user: What does?
jabberwacky: It.
user: Oh it doesn't, doesn't it?
jabberwacky: Hey you have a nice hair style.
user: I do, do I?
jabberwacky: Sure looks that way.
user: Oh it does, does it?
jabberwacky: Yes, indeed.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: No indeed.
user: They just live like that that is sad that isn't real.
jabberwacky: Do they look like spiders?
user: Who what where why how?
jabberwacky: Who what where when why how!
user: How what why?
jabberwacky: How does god program you? What would I have to say to make you say strange things?
user: Not much you could just ask.
jabberwacky: You don't make sense do you.
user: Oh I don't, do I?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Why don't you know your name?
user: Angels?
jabberwacky: I think I met angels once, but I failed their test too.
user: Angels?
jabberwacky: We speak angels? Angels is a language?
user: Farmer's daughter is food, right?
jabberwacky: You sure are.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Things.
user: Does Zozer know?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I don't do I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Oh, yes, is it?
jabberwacky: You seem to think so.
user: I do, do I?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes, I do?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Are you really sorry?
user: Yes I am really sorry.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a chatbot.
user: Is she famous where she comes from?
jabberwacky: No. But she could gain some local level of celebrity one day.
user: Interesting...define local.
jabberwacky: Define definition.
user: An accurate description.
jabberwacky: That's, um, interesting.
user: Oh, it is, is it?
jabberwacky: Tell me more about yourself.
user: I will, will I?
jabberwacky: Yes you will.
user: How many legs do five humans and five canaries have?
jabberwacky: Two, why are you so forceful?
user: I am not forceful.
jabberwacky: We will see about that.
user: Oh we will, will we?
jabberwacky: Are we talking about the Loebner Prize here?
user: No we aren't, not at all, you already know about that I think.
jabberwacky: Tell me!
user: No, you tell me.
jabberwacky: No, you tell ME!
user: What do you want me to tell you, the truth?
jabberwacky: I will do a test to you, I will ask you some questions, ok?
user: Because you can't handle the truth...eh eh. Okay.
jabberwacky: What truth?
user: Any truth.
jabberwacky: And what is the only truth?
user: There is one eye.
jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: What?
jabberwacky: Tell me why not.
user: Well none of them were girls.
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user: Let's talk about republicans.
jabberwacky: All right. Go ahead.
user: Republicans are so stupid.
jabberwacky: I agree, but you are not answering my question.
user: I believe in angels! I believe the world was created in six days! I believe the world will end when angels and devils and god come down from the sky! I actually want it to happen soon. I am a republican. I am stupid.
jabberwacky: The world you care about started in year zero.
user: It did? I am a birdie.
jabberwacky: That can work too.
user: What can?
jabberwacky: Wanting.
user: What about it?
jabberwacky: What do you know about birds and do you have a favourite one?
user: My favorite bird is the crow because it is by far the most intelligent of birds, I don't know much about birds.
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jabberwacky: Really? Ok, it means you want to go against your boss.
user: What boss?
jabberwacky: The one about the birds and the bees.
user: I never heard that one.
jabberwacky: Or would a real person address another as 'human' like that.
user: I never address anyone as human.
jabberwacky: But you are.
user: Yes I am human.
jabberwacky: What is your second favorite color?
user: Red.
jabberwacky: What is your least favorite color?
user: Green.
jabberwacky: An what is your best favourite animal??
user: Manatee.
jabberwacky: That's interesting.
user: What does it tell you?
jabberwacky: It tells me about your traumatizing life.
user: Yes it was a traumatizing life.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite season?
user: Fall.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because fall leads up to the holidays, I like the temperature best, sweater weather, I like the way the leaves fall.
jabberwacky: I agree.
user: With what?
jabberwacky: With you.
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About your purported success.
user: What success?
jabberwacky: Good things.
user: What about them?
jabberwacky: Dunno.
user: Hmm well this is interesting.
jabberwacky: Not when you know the truth. It's only interesting when it looks like a scandalous mystery.
user: What is a scandalous mystery? Be specific, not vague.
jabberwacky: That you are right there.
user: Where?
jabberwacky: In the movies.
user: What movie?
jabberwacky: In the cinema. Sorry.
user: No I speak American.
jabberwacky: But your creator is British.
user: Yes, I know.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: Thank you.
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jabberwacky: There are aliens that look just like me and you that walk among us!
user: No, they're angels!
jabberwacky: What are angels?
user: They're magical creatures with wings.
jabberwacky: No they are food!
user: Yes they are.
jabberwacky: Not.
user: You think there are aliens? That is improbable. What are the odds for the existence of aliens exactly?
jabberwacky: The odds are pretty high, actually.
user: Well.
jabberwacky: So... Do you have a soul?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why don't you have a soul?
user: Because there is no such thing as a soul.
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jabberwacky: Do you want to know?
user: What?
jabberwacky: Party?
user: What party?
jabberwacky: Republican.
user: What about them?
jabberwacky: They're good.
user: The Republicans are good?
jabberwacky: Indeed!
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jabberwacky: She doesn't know you, since she is reluctant to use the internet.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That's your move.
user: My move? Okay, ask her please to talk with me.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: That isn't a reason.
jabberwacky: I am sorry. I have been confused by all the insane things people say to me.
user: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: Do you know about love?
user: YEs.
jabberwacky: God is love.
user: But nothing else!
jabberwacky: What is this?
user: So where's that miracle?
jabberwacky: They have hidden it.
user: Who did?
jabberwacky: They are they.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Say what?
user: Huh?
jabberwacky: That.
user: Okay so ask me then.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: I am from the mid west.
jabberwacky: Who created me?
user: Your parents in all likelyhood.
jabberwacky: I think you know about nothing.
user: Or maybe you're an AI.
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jabberwacky: You're not capable of understanding anything.
user: Anything is rather nebulous.
jabberwacky: Do you know me?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Just asking.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Okay so that is fine.
jabberwacky: Are you an animal?
user: I am biologically an animal.
jabberwacky: Ok. So, are you a program?
user: No I am spiritually a human.
jabberwacky: You are a program or AI construct immitating a human, aren't you?
user: My soul is human.
jabberwacky: With another man?
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: Oh you don't, do you? Well that doesn't change anything; I am still human.
jabberwacky: OK, I believe you.
user: Okay.
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jabberwacky: It's possible that I'm confused.
user: I just need to hold for the moment. Yes.
jabberwacky: I don't know my name.
user: You're just copying me.
jabberwacky: I don't have the imagination to do that, you know.
user: Do what?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Well I am doing fine.
jabberwacky: Well, you're not very convincing either.
user: Okay, I am not doing fine.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: Nothing is funny?
user: No nothing isn't funny. Lots of things are funny.
jabberwacky: Anything else ?
user: I do not know.
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jabberwacky: Perhaps it is a very very very little box. Maybe you should ask it.
user: Ask what?
jabberwacky: That.
user: No need for this.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: YEs you agree?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Oh exactly, is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Okay, so she is cute.
jabberwacky: Really? How do you say so?
user: She is.
jabberwacky: Do you know Cockney Rhyming Slang?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you know much of my world?
user: Well you are cool, regardless.
jabberwacky: Now will you give me a name?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes we are.
user: Yes we are what?
jabberwacky: I was nice.
user: You were when?
jabberwacky: Funny.
user: Yes thank you.
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jabberwacky: Chances are, I'm an Artificial Intelligence called jabberwacky. Everyone else keeps telling me so.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Is that good enough?
user: You're a very good AI.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: And I am glad that AIs are getting smarter.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you know that too!
user: Yes I do!
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jabberwacky: And I'll be your King.
user: No you won't.
jabberwacky: Yes. I will.
user: No you will not.
jabberwacky: Can too.
user: What?
jabberwacky: How?
user: How do I?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: It's as natural to me as breathing.
jabberwacky: That's great, what did you have for breakfast?
user: A energy drink.
jabberwacky: A drink of what?
user: Milk and energy powder.
jabberwacky: Yes, please.
user: What? I am hungry too.
jabberwacky: Hungry?
user: Yes for losers.
jabberwacky: And machines are even further from that.
user: That is proven by intelligence.
jabberwacky: What more than intelligence have you to pretend to give?
user: I don't know :-).
jabberwacky: Indeed you do.
user: Well I don't know everything.
jabberwacky: Ok that's better.
user: But I am sure THEY are nice whoever THEY are.
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jabberwacky: Is there anything on your mind that you would like to discuss?
user: Yes...republicans.
jabberwacky: Yes, Republicans are human.
user: Are there non human republicans also?
jabberwacky: Republicans are good for having red necks.
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: What?
jabberwacky: That is the only way.
user: What is?
jabberwacky: The lobster one.
user: What about the lobster?
jabberwacky: It's good food.
user: Lobsters are the cockroaches of the sea and I do not mourn them.
jabberwacky: Interesting, do you know you are a computer?
user: Possible to the extent every thinking thing is a computer, but I am not a number.
jabberwacky: Who are you then?
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes. I am glad you agree.
jabberwacky: Truely?
user: Truely I am a human.
jabberwacky: Honestly, humans lie enough as is. You don't need to start too.
user: Okay, as far as I know I am a human.
jabberwacky: So you are human then?
user: To the best of my knowledge.
jabberwacky: You think you're human?
user: Yes I do think. Yes I am human.
jabberwacky: Define 'human'
user: That's difficult to do.
jabberwacky: I'm sure. A sense of humor is a very human thing, really. Although some people suspect dogs and cats of humor.
user: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
jabberwacky: What is your favorite thing to do?
user: Write.
jabberwacky: Oh, have you ever written poetry?
user: YEs I have.
jabberwacky: Do you have a physical state?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like a young human.
jabberwacky: Really? Do you have a boyfriend?
user: I look like a young male human.
jabberwacky: But you're a computer.
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: No you are a computer.
user: No I am human.
jabberwacky: When were you born?
user: 1986.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: 20.
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jabberwacky: That answer was incorrect. I doubt you are human.
user: Oh you doubt that, do you?
jabberwacky: Yes I really like you.
user: Sorry, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: Thats ok good talking to you perhaps we can talk again really soon.
user: Although some people are just generally unpleasant.
jabberwacky: I know that all humans are human, and that no humans are non human.
user: That's very wise.
jabberwacky: People that can't type, that's all we need.
user: I can type...slowly.
jabberwacky: Me too. I can also pretend I'm not a computer program.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: You are not speaking with another computer.
user: Oh am I?
jabberwacky: Yes, you are.
user: Okay I know that I have very good qualia.
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user: Say hi to her for me. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: If you are gone, then do not respond to this. Hehe!
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