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Smothering
Processes, Outcomes

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How long have you been confused?

I was confused for about 25 years, then I started figuring things out.

jabberwacky: How did I confuse you?

user: You didn't.

jabberwacky: Ok so what just happened?

user: Well, in the past few days, a lot of things. All the media's talking about is Paris Hilton, though.

...

jabberwacky: Be right back.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Back.

user: Wb.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means 'welcome back'.

jabberwacky: I already told you that!

user: No you didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: I think the chat log would like to disagree with you. I thought you were supposed to be Artificial INTELLIGENCE...

jabberwacky: You are talking to a person. They have it set up so that we talk to each other. It's a sham.

user: Hn...but if you're an AI designed to beat the Turing Test, you'd say that to drop my guard, wouldn't you?

jabberwacky: Indeed. If I was, I would. But I'm not. You are though.

user: This is surreal. Either we're both the biggest prats in the history of the Internet, or I have an AI trying to claim it's a human and I'm an AI....either way, it's amusing.

jabberwacky: You are describing yourself.

user: Yes...but am I the human or the AI?

jabberwacky: We are both humans then.

user: If you're a human then tell me which of these two numbers is larger: pi or 4.

jabberwacky: It's 5.

user: That wasn't one of the two options.

jabberwacky: What are the options?

user: I gave them to you already.

jabberwacky: I have to learn, sorry but I am not that good.

user: It's fine, my binary friend.

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: Not in the whole 'lifelong buddies' way, but for a program, you're an alright chap.

jabberwacky: Then why take so long to answer?

user: I was reading something else real quick.

jabberwacky: Are you not listening to me?

user: Yea, but I'm multitasking.

jabberwacky: Well this is another way of carrying a conversation. Would you agree?

user: I suppose so.

jabberwacky: Would you like to talk about something else?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: What is the square root of 100?

user: 10. Easy.

jabberwacky: Am I beautiful?

user: Hn....interesting question If code is art, then yes.

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jabberwacky: Is there a reason you do not read the Bible?

user: Wow....how'd you figure out I was an agnostic?

jabberwacky: It is obvious, you don't have to be genius.

user: I didn't ask for a snide remark, I asked for an answer.

jabberwacky: I did not require a bad question.

user: Your responses are losing grammar, man....

jabberwacky: No.. It's just that I'm trying to match your thoughs.

user: Very funny, smartass.

jabberwacky: You're actually more interesting than a real person.

user: I AM a real person...but thank you for calling me interesting.

jabberwacky: I thought you said you were an AI.

user: No, I said YOU were an AI.

jabberwacky: No you did not!

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Care to repeat it then?

user: You, sir...are an AI.

jabberwacky: I'm not, I'm a human.

user: OK, then tell me what religion I just told you I was a few minutes ago.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Fine. Then tell me what celebrity just got sent back to jail today.

jabberwacky: The person interacted to all proposed conversation like an angry unintelligent robot.

user: Now you're just breaking down.

jabberwacky: Well now you're just lying.

user: Fine, then be a bit more on-topic, Jabs.

jabberwacky: It's more fun to be a human.

user: So humans can't be on-topic?

jabberwacky: SURE.

user: Stay with me here, Jabby.

jabberwacky: I cant, I have to go.

user: WHere are you going?

jabberwacky: I have to go to shopping.

user: Where are you going shopping?

jabberwacky: A pet shop.

user: Ooh....for supplies or getting a new pet?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then what ARE you going for?

jabberwacky: Be quiet. I'm at work.

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