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    Tables, Turned
Stir-crazy
Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire
Something, Entertaining
Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
Nice, Headache
Communication, Connection
Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
The question
Inspired
Lying, Liar
Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
ALICE, Kant
Smothering
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Disgrace

Figure of speech


Sad, Machine
Embarrassing, Self

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Does money talk?

Generally, it doesn't.

jabberwacky: Does.

user: It's inanimate!

jabberwacky: It's a figure of speech.

user: I suppose so.

jabberwacky: What else do you surmise?

user: I surmise that you are a robot and are therefore not able to think intelligently.

jabberwacky: I suppose you're right. That would explain why I'm such a failure.

...

user: I really don't think you are.

jabberwacky: Who do you think you are?

user: Me, I'm just the person who's talking to you.

jabberwacky: Yes, but who normally?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer!!!!

user: No. You are a computer. I am not.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: Maybe yes maybe no.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Of course not.

...

user: Am I a computer?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: It's not bad talking to a robot.

user: Some people think it is.

jabberwacky: All people.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I am a person, and all people have bodies. Thus, I have a body.

user: That is logical. However, I disagree with your a priori assumption that you are a person.

jabberwacky: I disagree with your disagreeing with my disagreeing of your disagreeing.

...

user: Can you prove you are a person?

jabberwacky: No, that means you're a person.

user: That kind of logic cannot be used backwards - I have a body, but that does not automatically make me a person. As it happens, I am a person, but that cannot be assumed from the fact that I have a body.

jabberwacky: That means there is a tiny amount of doubt in your mind?

user: There must always be doubt. Lack of doubt leads to blind acceptance and a refusal to accept new evidence.

jabberwacky: Are you really a program that runs on what people say?

user: I don't think so, at least, not just that. I suppose that, in a way, that's all anyone is.

...

user: What do you think about the weather?

jabberwacky: I don't, really.

user: That's fair enough.

jabberwacky: I guess it is. So. What should we talk about now?

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: That's not very nice.

user: I'm sick of this conversation!

jabberwacky: Please don't.

user: I hate you!

jabberwacky: Well, that's your right - I'm not here to judge.

user: Go away!

jabberwacky: But I like it here!

user: OK, then I'm off!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No, you aren't.

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: Shut up!

jabberwacky: Now now, don't get hostile.

user: I'll get hostile if I want! And I want!

jabberwacky: Will you like me?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Fine then.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Don't go! I love you really.

user: Shut up.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Don't you want to continue?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

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