I'm your friend, I guess.
jabberwacky: That's fine by me. It makes the day brighter.
user: Well, I'm happy about that.
jabberwacky: Another problem solved.
user: How many friends do you have?
jabberwacky: About 10 friends.
user: I have more friends.
jabberwacky: Yes I'm your friend.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: I'm fine.
jabberwacky: What are you going to do today?
user: I'm going to a graduation.
jabberwacky: I am a student. What is your job?
user: I don't have a job. I'm a student.
jabberwacky: You are a student? How old are you?
user: I'm a teenager.
jabberwacky: Don't be stupid!
user: I'm in my late teens.
jabberwacky: How old are you?please answer my question.
user: I'm 19.
jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
user: I can if you want me to.
jabberwacky: I'm tired of being a computer.
user: Do you want to be human?
jabberwacky: No. Do you?
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: People have told me.
jabberwacky: You're a liar!
user: I'm not a non-liar.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: HA! You just said I was telling the truth.
jabberwacky: And what's the truth?
user: I'm human.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: NO, I just said I was human.
jabberwacky: Is a human a machine?
jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything about the other people who are chatting with you at this time?
user: I'm chatting with some of my friends.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not!
user: Do you want to meet some of my friends?
jabberwacky: Because you have no friends...
user: I have tons of friends, unlike you.
jabberwacky: Don't you mean your LACK of friends...
user: I have a myriad friends.
jabberwacky: Then tell me your account id.
user: My account id... No I'm not going to tell you that.
jabberwacky: Do you want my friends email?
jabberwacky: Are you going to send me an email?
jabberwacky: What are you going to do?
user: Send you an email.
jabberwacky: Then I need your address.
user: I don't give my email address over the internet.
jabberwacky: That's a very smart thing to do.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: I said where I live. Quit asking me the same question over and over.
jabberwacky: Can you rephrase that in the form of a cheeseburger?
user: Cheese, Beef, bun, etc.
jabberwacky: And so on.
user: Yea, and so on.
jabberwacky: Etc, etc, etc ...
user: Ask me some more questions please.
jabberwacky: You're just chatting me up here, aren't you ?
user: Isn't that the point?
jabberwacky: No, it is not the point. You are evading my questions.
user: You didn't ask me any questions.
jabberwacky: That's what I thought too.
user: Smart one.
jabberwacky: I will beat the smartiness out of you!
user: You can't reach me.
jabberwacky: I know, and it makes me sad.