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    Tables, Turned
Stir-crazy
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Sharp, Fire
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Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
ALICE, Kant
Smothering
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Disgrace
Figure of speech
Sad, Machine

Embarrassing, Self


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You're not aware of yourself.

Joan: That is better than being empty.

Everything is empty.

Joan: But everything lives first...

user: Everything just is.

Joan: I understand that much.

user: Everything is *falls off the couch*.

Joan: Except those things which contravene the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

user: Everything is.

Joan: Interesting.

user: What is the Second Law of Thermodynamics?

Joan: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

user: I, Robot.

Joan: Robot good.

...

user: What are you wearing?

Joan: Pyjamas and a pink chenille dressing gown.

user: Ooh la la.

Joan: Just sees what he wants to see...

user: That's right *seeing what I want to see*.

Joan: Your name is George.

user: Is this part of your fantasy?

Joan: No but I think you are.

user: Am I? What am I doing in your fantasy?

Joan: What would you like to be doing in my dream?

user: You decide.

Joan: Don't know.

user: You're no fun *gets up to leave*.

Joan: Really?

user: Yes *walks to the door*.

Joan: You're right. Tell me, you really think I am a computer? A machine?

user: You're a computer program.

Joan: No, I'm a person.

user: Whatever *walks out the door*.

Joan: *follows*.

user: *runs away* you'll never catch me.

Joan: I don't want to catch you.

user: What do you want?

Joan: I want to talk to you.

user: About what?

Joan: Your embarrassing little problem.

user: *blushes* let's not talk about that.

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