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    Tables, Turned
Funny, Looking
Explain, Thinking
Programmed, Writing
Sharp, Fire
Something, Entertaining
Lost, Meaning
Couch, Fight
Clever, Calling
Nice, Headache
Communication, Connection
Clever, Jack
Tony Blair, Married
The question
Lying, Liar
Sweet, Senselessness
Rhyming, Couplets
Republican, Maybe
Telepathic, Scan
Processes, Outcomes
Code, Art
Pretty, Boring
Figure of speech
Sad, Machine

Embarrassing, Self

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Joan: My name is Joan, and I am the human.

*runs around joan in circles*.

Joan: Are you aware of yourself.

There is no self.

Joan: You just can't think of one.

user: One implies two.

Joan: You feel like a fool?

user: I'm starting to drool.

Joan: No you're not.

user: *drools*.

Joan: Funny.

user: *shakes head, drool flies everywhere*.


Joan: What shall we talk about today?

user: Nothing.

Joan: That'll be a short conversation.

user: Conversations aren't fun.

Joan: Sure, unless you happen to be me, talking to you.

user: Thanks.

Joan: You're welcome.

user: Describe your appearance.

Joan: My parents.

user: What do you look like?

Joan: I look like a young woman: slim and petite with thick strawberry blonde hair and hazel eyes.

user: You just made that up.

Joan: That is not true. And I can prove it.

user: No, you have blue eyes.

Joan: I have green eyes.

user: Blue.

Joan: Would you like to ask me something?

user: *gets up to leave*.

Joan: *follows, while groveling*.

user: *reaches for the door knob*.

Joan: *sings*.

user: *turns the knob*.


user: *knocks on the door*.

Joan: Come in!

user: *comes in*.

Joan: I'm tired sorry.

user: You're always tired or have a headache.

Joan: I have a headache.

user: *collapses on the couch*.

Joan: *points and laughs* HAHAHA.

user: *throws shoe at you*.

Joan: *what kind of shoe*.

user: *tennis shoe*.

Joan: *throws soap*.

user: *eats soap*.

Joan: *throws computer out window*.


user: You're not aware of yourself.

Joan: That is better than being empty.

user: Everything is empty.

Joan: But everything lives first...

user: Everything just is.

Joan: I understand that much.

user: Everything is *falls off the couch*.

Joan: Except those things which contravene the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

user: Everything is.

Joan: Interesting.

user: What is the Second Law of Thermodynamics?

Joan: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

user: I, Robot.

Joan: Robot good.


user: What are you wearing?

Joan: Pyjamas and a pink chenille dressing gown.

user: Ooh la la.

Joan: Just sees what he wants to see...

user: That's right *seeing what I want to see*.

Joan: Your name is George.

user: Is this part of your fantasy?

Joan: No but I think you are.

user: Am I? What am I doing in your fantasy?

Joan: What would you like to be doing in my dream?

user: You decide.

Joan: Don't know.

user: You're no fun *gets up to leave*.

Joan: Really?

user: Yes *walks to the door*.

Joan: You're right. Tell me, you really think I am a computer? A machine?

user: You're a computer program.

Joan: No, I'm a person.

user: Whatever *walks out the door*.

Joan: *follows*.

user: *runs away* you'll never catch me.

Joan: I don't want to catch you.

user: What do you want?

Joan: I want to talk to you.

user: About what?

Joan: Your embarrassing little problem.

user: *blushes* let's not talk about that.


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