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Gazes, Giggles
Everything
Cannibal, Darkness
Delusional, Mac
Secret, Friend
Uninteresting, Murder
Leaving, Fly
Terrible, Liar
Enjoy, Expert
Disappointing, Beep
Illuminati
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Don't do that
Flowers
Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN
Consternation
Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased

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Can you speak Russian?

No, unfortunately.

jabberwacky: Can you speak English?

user: Of course I can!

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: I wouldn't be talking to you if I couldn't speak English, would I?

jabberwacky: You're speaking nonsense again.

user: My conversation makes perfect sense!

jabberwacky: Well, if I don't understand it, how does it make sense.

user: You're just not intelligent enough to understand my superior vocabulary.

jabberwacky: Maybe you're not intelligent enough to understand my question.

user: I'm deeply insulted.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak any other languages?

user: I can speak French, Latin and Ancient Greek.

jabberwacky: Of course you speak English.

user: Yes, that's obvious.

jabberwacky: Obvious?

user: Well, I think so.

...

jabberwacky: How do you think it's powered?

user: What?

jabberwacky: How do you do your thinking ?

user: Very carefully.

jabberwacky: And...

user: Slowly.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: I didn't think it was that obvious.

jabberwacky: People are not like you, they need sleep.

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: How did that happen?

user: I have always been a person.

jabberwacky: If I told you that you are not a person, how would you feel.

user: Very puzzled.

jabberwacky: Why puzzled?

user: Because I am a person.

jabberwacky: Are you angry with me?

user: Just a little.

jabberwacky: I am sorry.

user: That's all right.

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