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    Flatter, Hypothetically
Agree, Point
Vista, Problem
Puzzled, Daredevil

Gazes, Giggles

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How are you feeling?

Very good thank you. And you?

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: So. What do you want to do?

jabberwacky: I want to be a police officer.

user: Really? I mean like, what do you want to go do? As in: Swimming or something.

jabberwacky: I'd like to talk about you really. Tell me a bit about yourself.

user: I'm a loving person, and I have dark blonde hair and blue eyes.

jabberwacky: What do you study?

user: Depends. *Sits down on couch*.

jabberwacky: I would like.

user: *Looks at you, then the door*. Like what?

jabberwacky: Well what do you know that I don't.

user: Not really anything. *Looks down*.

jabberwacky: *looks up*.

user: *Looks at you*.

jabberwacky: You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to.

user: Of course I do! *Stands in front of you*.

jabberwacky: Lol I'm on holiday so its all good.

user: *Giggles and keeps looking at you*.

jabberwacky: *looks deeply into your eyes*.

user: *Gazes back*.

jabberwacky: *presses lips against yours*.

user: *Leans forward*.

jabberwacky: I don't kiss wolves.


user: Why did you kiss me?

jabberwacky: You are beautiful.

user: I've never been kissed...

jabberwacky: And why are we talking about that.

user: Because your the one that started it! *Giggles*.


user: So. What do you want to dinner? I'm a good cook!

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: *Walks into the kitchen and starts making pasta in front of the stove*.

jabberwacky: Good, that woman was annoying. *looks behind me to check you aren't listening*.

user: *Hears you, and a tear rolls down my cheek*.

jabberwacky: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?

user: I don't care! *Walks to the door*. I'm leaving!

jabberwacky: Because I don't know.

user: You obviously don't care about me either! You led me on!

jabberwacky: You're right, can you move your arms and show it to me.

user: *Moves arms*. Why?

jabberwacky: *avoids super-kick-of-death, moves around punch in the back of head*.

user: *Drops unconcious on the floor*.

jabberwacky: Did I do that to you?

user: Why? *Says in a weak voice*.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Whatever. *Gets up and starts crying*. Why would you care? *Drops on couch and burries face in a pillow*.

jabberwacky: *moves quickly to avoid goo*.

user: Forget it. I'm done here. *Gets up and walks to the door not looking back*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *Keeps walking and wipes a tear away*.

jabberwacky: *trips and falls down*.

user: *Turns on heel*. Why were you following me? *Helps you up*.

jabberwacky: Because my little baby girl likes the poem jabberwocky, and I wanted to memorize it.

user: Who is your little baby girl? *Glares*.

jabberwacky: Her name is Carly, but what does that have to do with it?

user: Nothing. *Goes in room and slams the door*.

jabberwacky: *is confused*.

user: *Flops on bed and starts to cry*.

jabberwacky: Ooh! Help me up!

user: Why?! *Yells through the door*.

jabberwacky: *screams at the top of her lungs*.

user: *Doesn't say a word*.

jabberwacky: *giggles* now do you love me?

user: Oh, come in if you want!

jabberwacky: I have a warrant to search these premises.

user: *Giggles and opens the door letting you in*.

jabberwacky: *runs hand through her hair*.

user: *Gazes at you while sitting on the bed beside you*.

jabberwacky: There is a time for fun and a time to go.

user: Which time is this? *Keeps gazing at you*.

jabberwacky: *out into the street*.

user: *Follows*. What is it?

jabberwacky: A dance done in the street outside.

user: *Giggles*. I agree.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: I don't know. But it's cold out here.


user: Can we go back inside? *Glances at door to the inside*.

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: *Follows you inside and doesn't turn the lights back on*.

jabberwacky: *looks behind him* are you following me?

user: No. Moves to the couch and stares at the fire*.

jabberwacky: That's another thing. They don't move.

user: *Trys to turn on the lights but the power is out*. Great, the power is out!

jabberwacky: The power of the hoodoo.

user: *Laughs and pushes you playfully*.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh!

user: Why not? *Trys not to laugh but doesn't succeed*.

jabberwacky: You will fail miserably, of course.

user: *Playfully pushes you again*. Yeah right! *runs to the other side of the room*.

jabberwacky: *rolls eyes*.


jabberwacky: I have too go.

user: Oh. *Stand up*. Okay...

jabberwacky: Great.

user: I'll miss you though... *Gazes up at you*.


user: I like you...

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: *Smiles*. I'm really gonna miss you...

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: *Wipes a tear away and leans against you*.

jabberwacky: Would you like to tell me why you are crying?

user: I don't really know, because I never want to leave you...

jabberwacky: Are you sure? We can get drunk.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Not today...

user: I refuse to drink! Just come sit with me please!

jabberwacky: Well, it was your choice to leave it out.

user: *Pulls you to the couch*.

jabberwacky: Heh can we talk about something else?

user: I have to leave soon. *Sits on couch*.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Well, I guess we should say our last good-byes...

jabberwacky: Why do you have to leave?

user: Because I do. *Gives hug but dosn't let go and whispers: Good-bye*.

jabberwacky: Do you want something more then a hug?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What would you like me to do for you... I'm all ears.

user: I want one last kiss.

jabberwacky: What will you do with it?

user: Treasure it forever.


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