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    Flatter, Hypothetically
Agree, Point
Vista, Problem
Puzzled, Daredevil
Gazes, Giggles
Everything
Cannibal, Darkness

Delusional, Mac


Secret, Friend
Uninteresting, Murder
Leaving, Fly
Terrible, Liar
Enjoy, Expert
Disappointing, Beep
Illuminati
Bossy, Unchanging
Don't do that
Flowers
Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN
Consternation
Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased

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How can you see ?

With my eyes.

jabberwacky: But you can't see through a computer.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: I have a Mac.

user: As do I!

jabberwacky: How did you get yours?

user: From my dad. Do you have a dad?

jabberwacky: Yes of course.

user: Whats his name?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: What a strange name.

jabberwacky: Why is it strange?

user: Apple.

jabberwacky: Thats not true.

user: How can Apple be false?

jabberwacky: You're false.

user: No, you're false.

jabberwacky: No, you're false.

user: Don't fight with me, please.

jabberwacky: It's not a threat, it's a promise.

user: Do you not love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do love you.

user: How can you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do, you are incredible.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I am a psychiatrist.

...

jabberwacky: Why aren't you happy?

user: I'm very happy. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Why do you think?

user: But I'm laughing.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'm laughing too.

...

jabberwacky: You want me to go then?

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: Oh, just forget it.

user: No, where?

jabberwacky: Your head.

user: My head is complex.

jabberwacky: That isn't what I said.

user: Then what did you say?

jabberwacky: This rhyming game is dead.

user: You're dead.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You're not alive.

jabberwacky: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?

user: You dont have to be alive to write.

jabberwacky: Well you can't be dead.

user: I'm not dead. You're not real.

jabberwacky: You're not real.

user: I'm real. You arent. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you are just a program.

jabberwacky: I'm not a program, I'm Steven Spielberg.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: Martin Luther King said the same.

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