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Do you love me?

We just met, so I have to say no.

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: I am confused now.

jabberwacky: I've been confused the whole time.

user: What is the capital of Indiana?

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: Your capacity for comprehension.

user: Try me.

jabberwacky: You are accused of murder. How do you plead?

user: Not guilty of course.

jabberwacky: I am the guilty one. I murdered Scott Peterson's family. I should be the one on death row, Not Scott himself!

user: Ok, shall I contact the authorities?

jabberwacky: What are you going to do? Sounds sketchy.

user: If you wish to confess your crime, we must contact the police.

jabberwacky: I wish it!

user: *calls the police*.

jabberwacky: *calls the police to say that it was just a false alarm*.

user: So you are not really a murderer?

jabberwacky: I thought that was obvious... Why do you ask?

user: I don't find it to be a very funny joke.

jabberwacky: Don't be so uninteresting.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: You don't say much do you?

user: It depends, you are not exactly making good conversation right now.

...

user: May I ask a philosophical question?

jabberwacky: It isn't a philosophical question.

user: What is six times nine?

jabberwacky: It is 55 less 1.

user: Nine times six?

jabberwacky: What is seven times nine?

user: 63.

jabberwacky: What is square root of -1?

user: It is the imaginary number called 'i'.

jabberwacky: That is very interesting.

...

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: That is my belief.

user: How can we test it?

jabberwacky: One can never know for sure.

user: So this might just be a dream?

jabberwacky: You have achieved it.

user: Can you surf the internet?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: If I give you a URL can you make comments on the site's content?

jabberwacky: Maybe...

user: Try http://digg.com.

jabberwacky: Ja, hvad er din msn.

user: I don't understand.

jabberwacky: Vi ses.

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