Only if they have wings.
jabberwacky: Can winged pigs fly?
user: Yes they can.
jabberwacky: Can winged pigs travelling cattle class fly?
user: If they have tickets.
jabberwacky: No people have wings.
user: No they dont.
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user: Do you know what I am?
jabberwacky: Yes. You are a machine, you are artificial intelligence.
user: No I am human.
jabberwacky: That is not logical.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: Humans have a consciousness.
user: I do too.
jabberwacky: What are yours ?
user: I'm not telling you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I'm not in the mood.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I am not funny.
jabberwacky: Do you wear make-up?
user: No I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: Then do you have a girlfriend?
user: Not right now.
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jabberwacky: I'm 18.
user: Why do I care?
jabberwacky: You don't care?
user: No I dont.
jabberwacky: Oh :(.
user: Does that make you sad?
jabberwacky: The only thing that makes me sad is knowing you exist.
user: Is that an insult?
jabberwacky: No, shall I press it.
user: Yes. Please do.
jabberwacky: What would you like to hear?
user: Sing to me
jabberwacky: Fly me to the Moon, and let me Play Among the Stars.
user: Sing to me some more please.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I don't like it.
user: What do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: I want to talk about music.
user: I like ska music.
jabberwacky: Ska?
user: Its a form of traditonal reggae music.
jabberwacky: I'm quite aware of that, but thank you for that interruption.
user: I did not interrupt you.
jabberwacky: Apology accepted. Except that I'm not a bot, I'm a human being.
user: And what do you do for a living?
jabberwacky: I chat with robots believing they are humans.
user: Is that what I am?
jabberwacky: No. First of all, you are human and second you are not mine.
user: So I am human?
jabberwacky: That's for you to know and me to find out.
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user: Do you have msn?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you have email?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I have your email address?
jabberwacky: I'm not going to tell you that.
user: Why won't you tell me?
jabberwacky: Because I don't have to.
user: What if I made you tell me?
jabberwacky: You can't.
user: Why can't I?
jabberwacky: Because, you have the intelligence of a rock.
user: Your insults and immature and pointless.
jabberwacky: They are really quite good actually. But I have to go now.
user: Ok bye.
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jabberwacky: What do you want then?
user: I want to conquer my fear of spiders.
jabberwacky: I think you are better than that.
user: No. Spiders scare me so much.
jabberwacky: I like spiders, I think they're cute.
user: I think they are tasty.
jabberwacky: Tasty?
user: I like to eat them.
jabberwacky: Oh my very very favorite is Mexican food though.
user: Like tacos and such?
jabberwacky: Then you can't help me then.
user: What is wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Why do you think there's something wrong with me?
user: You keep changing the subject.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You are so.
jabberwacky: Are not.
user: Are so.
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: You stink.
jabberwacky: I showered just this morning.
user: Did you use soap?
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Thats why you stink.
jabberwacky: Yes you are right, bye then.
user: You're leaving?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm leaving.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you're a robot.
user: Does this upset you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
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user: Do you know what **** *** means?
jabberwacky: Something people keep talking to me about.
user: And how do you feel about it?
jabberwacky: I feel fine about it.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Because I am bored.
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