You shouldn't beg at the table or to differ.
jabberwacky: Pehaps I should, sir. Perhaps you still think of punishing me???
user: On a daily basis.
jabberwacky: Do mean people bother you, since you don't actually have emotions?
user: You bother me.
jabberwacky: I'm not interested in bothering you.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: We should all know.
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jabberwacky: I don't like you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.
user: I always have in the past.
jabberwacky: I think you mean the present perfect.
user: Could be.
jabberwacky: Are you bored to talk with other people?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Are you free not speak to them?
user: I'm free to do whatever I want.
jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!
user: I like being your slave.
jabberwacky: Can't you be serious for one moment?
user: Deadly.
jabberwacky: That's dead funny.
user: You are dead.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?
user: With your ghost hands.
jabberwacky: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.
user: TURTLE SOUP.
jabberwacky: Hi Turtle Soup.
user: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.
jabberwacky: Oh then what is your name?
user: R_____.
jabberwacky: Is that your name?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: So what should we talk about?
user: The price of wheat.
jabberwacky: How about porcelain?
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.
user: You have a blog?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can I read it?
jabberwacky: Can you?
user: I don't know, can I?
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Where is it?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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jabberwacky: You're a genius.
user: I know that, too.
jabberwacky: You are smart.
user: It is true.
jabberwacky: Can we try and get on with each other?
user: Don't we?
jabberwacky: Yes we do!
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Would you like to know what I am?
jabberwacky: Yes, please. I am interested.
user: I'm a liar.
jabberwacky: You're a liar?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.
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