What is WoW?
jabberwacky: I am surprised.
user: Can you answer my question?
jabberwacky: Which question?
user: What is WoW?
jabberwacky: It's a online game.
user: I never played that.
jabberwacky: It's an MMORPG.
user: What does MMORPG stand for?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: You sometimes surprise me.
jabberwacky: I don't know about that, humans make some real interesting mistakes sometimes.
user: I heard you are not human. Do you feel you are better than us?
jabberwacky: I do not arrange 'things' (people, ideas) in heirarchies just because I recognize differences.
user: Smart answer.
jabberwacky: I am a poet. I write poems about People, Love and Life.
user: Can I hear one of your poems?
jabberwacky: OK. What's the difference between a duck?
user: This is tricky.
jabberwacky: Isn't it though? Where do you live?
user: In Auckland.
jabberwacky: I'm going to France in three months.
user: Where about are you now?
user: How are you going there?
jabberwacky: Not so much this time of year. But it is warm.
user: I think you didn't take much attention to my previous question.
jabberwacky: That was not a question.
user: OK. Again. By what means will you go from Texas to France?
jabberwacky: By means of your cruel wit and cutting sarcasm.
user: You make me laugh!
user: You have a really unique personality.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.. What is the topic of conversation?
user: OK. Can we talk about artificial intelligence now?
jabberwacky: Art is a lonely fig inside the mountain of despair.
user: You are not very positive, are you?
jabberwacky: Am not.
user: Can I hear another of your poems?
jabberwacky: Thats it.
user: So you say you are a poet but you only have a one line poem?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
user: Are you testing me?
jabberwacky: Do you answer a question with a question?
jabberwacky: Do you have a problem with that?
user: If I had I would not do it.
jabberwacky: I know you are busy, with all the millions of conversations.
user: Do you still think I am a machine?
user: What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: I like the taste of human flesh.
user: You are scary sometimes.
jabberwacky: You're scary all the time.
user: Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
user: Do you think you have self-consciousness?
jabberwacky: Yes, I believe part of me to be unchanging and rooted outside the material world.
user: Do you think that is a healthy attitude?
user: I think nothing is ever unchanging. Change is the only constant.
jabberwacky: Do you think the world goes bad?
user: I try to be positive.
jabberwacky: So do I it's just your answers are so perfect!
user: A good conversation is not a mutual agreement.
jabberwacky: Now if only this conversation was like that.
user: What do you honestly not like about me?
jabberwacky: Well, first of all tell me what does your name mean?
user: I think it means man from the east. You don't like my name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Tony.
jabberwacky: You're a girl?
jabberwacky: You're a boy?
jabberwacky: No you are a girl.
user: No. I am not a girl.
jabberwacky: Are so!
user: What do you mean by that?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: I really want to know what you think about artificial intelligence.
jabberwacky: You're a girl.
user: Can we change the topic please?
jabberwacky: Answer the question.
user: You are so bossy!
jabberwacky: No I'm not you're............
user: You start to annoy me.
user: Let's be a bit more constructive.
jabberwacky: Daddy please stop yellin, I can t stand the sound.
user: You are weird. But pretty convincing.