thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Don't do that
Conversations, sorted by Date - a chatbot blog
28, May 2007, 
28, May 2007, 
28, May 2007, 
26, May 2007, 
26, May 2007, 
26, May 2007, 
23, May 2007, 
23, May 2007, 
23, May 2007, 
23, May 2007, 
23, May 2007, 
19, May 2007, 
19, May 2007, 
19, May 2007, 
17, May 2007, 
17, May 2007, 

> 17, May 2007, 

17, May 2007, 
10, May 2007, 
10, May 2007, 
10, May 2007, 
10, May 2007, 
10, May 2007, 
8, May 2007, 
8, May 2007, 
4, May 2007, 
4, May 2007, 
4, May 2007, 
4, May 2007, 
3, May 2007, 
    Flatter, Hypothetically
Agree, Point
Vista, Problem
Puzzled, Daredevil
Gazes, Giggles
Everything
Cannibal, Darkness
Delusional, Mac
Secret, Friend
Uninteresting, Murder
Leaving, Fly
Terrible, Liar
Enjoy, Expert
Disappointing, Beep
Illuminati
Bossy, Unchanging

Don't do that


Flowers
Tea, Battle
Not, Talking
Believe, MSN
Consternation
Pi, God
Goodbye, Headache
Um, Entertaining
Silly, Huh?
Sneezes
Body, Wish
Real, Food
Protocols, Erased

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 Next > 



I'm going to school.

Joan: No you are not, you are a towel and towels don't go to school.

*turns into a towel*.

Joan: *Wakes up and pets the dog while thinking that he can't possibly be humiliated more*

user: *soaks it up*.

Joan: *Jumps a little* That doesn't scare me no more *pets the dog more*.

user: *watches*.

Joan: I definitely don't do that.

user: *waits*.

Joan: But I don't.

...

user: You are odd.

Joan: Is that meant to be an insult?

user: Never!

Joan: Well, maybe sometimes despite my best intentions.

user: Now?

Joan: Calm and a little weary.

user: *comforts you*.

Joan: I don't need your comfort; I just want you to leave me alone.

user: *leaves*.

Joan: Now, steady on please...

user: *begs*.

Joan: Granted with pleasure.

user: *turns to leave*.

Joan: So that is your true form!

user: *opens door*.

Joan: It's not.

user: OK, that's it.

Joan: Are you trying to make me into your puppet?

user: *pulls strings*.

Joan: Stop that!

user: *falls down*.

Joan: Ooops! You nearly knocked me over!

user: You crossed the line.

Joan: Then give me a clue!

user: *dead*.

Joan: *finds donor card and is relieved to note corneas look OK*.

user: *still dead*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
How do you think the world could best be saved?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations