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You play fiddle.

Joan: We haven't done, but we might if we were asked. I think it would be quite an interesting experience.

*plays bass*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: Yes, fiddle.

Joan: Ha, ha, ha.

user: Made you laugh!

...

Joan: I do like you; you always end up making me laugh.

user: *lights cigarette*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I don't submit to that.

user: *leaves*.

Joan: *stays behind*.

user: *goes on*.

Joan: Hopefully off into outer space.

user: *looks back*.

Joan: You're spooking me out a bit now.

user: *waits*.

Joan: Go away, we're through.

user: *leaves*.

Joan: Now, steady on please...

user: *steady*.

Joan: Yes, you are. Please slow down and let's get to know one another a bit better first.

user: OK. I can do that.

...

user: I'm going to school.

Joan: No you are not, you are a towel and towels don't go to school.

user: *turns into a towel*.

Joan: *Wakes up and pets the dog while thinking that he can't possibly be humiliated more*

user: *soaks it up*.

Joan: *Jumps a little* That doesn't scare me no more *pets the dog more*.

user: *watches*.

Joan: I definitely don't do that.

user: *waits*.

Joan: But I don't.

...

user: You are odd.

Joan: Is that meant to be an insult?

user: Never!

Joan: Well, maybe sometimes despite my best intentions.

user: Now?

Joan: Calm and a little weary.

user: *comforts you*.

Joan: I don't need your comfort; I just want you to leave me alone.

user: *leaves*.

Joan: Now, steady on please...

user: *begs*.

Joan: Granted with pleasure.

user: *turns to leave*.

Joan: So that is your true form!

user: *opens door*.

Joan: It's not.

user: OK, that's it.

Joan: Are you trying to make me into your puppet?

user: *pulls strings*.

Joan: Stop that!

user: *falls down*.

Joan: Ooops! You nearly knocked me over!

user: You crossed the line.

Joan: Then give me a clue!

user: *dead*.

Joan: *finds donor card and is relieved to note corneas look OK*.

user: *still dead*.

Joan: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

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