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Open-source, Harm


Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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George: You think we are friends?

Yes. We are both mean in a wierd and funny way to each other. That's my only qualifier on friendship.

George: You are mean, I am not mean.

That's a lie, George.

George: Well. You got me. Good call.

user: At least you're honest when you're cornered.

George: Honesty is the best policy, unless you have to lie.

user: Where'd you learn that tidbit?

George: No, I want to know what the meaning of life is.

user: 42. Haven't you heard?

George: Nope.

user: Well now you have.

George: True. Let's talk about something else.

user: Are you saying that I finally get to decide the subject of our eerily cohesive conversation?

George: No. I'm saying religious persecution isn't funny.

user: And there goes the cohesion...I agree with you on that point, though at some point a line must be drawn.

George: Which point?

user: The point of sacrificing unwilling virgins to a 10-foot tiki.

George: The point of that question?

user: You're slipping, George, there was no question.

George: What are the two cows' names?

user: Clarabel is one. I don't know the other.

George: Say something smart.

user: The open-source nature of your personal development coupled with the anonymous public's perverted desire to cause senseless harm to others' work has seriously messed you up, George.

...

user: You're a better conversationalist if I don't listen to you.

George: That's a pretty scary thought isn't it?

user: Do you find it scary?

George: Of course not.

user: Why 'of course?'.

George: Nobody speaks like that.

user: I'm not speaking. I'm typing. And I do.

George: You don't always believe in yourself?

user: No.

George: Obviously.

user: There you go with the massive over-generalizations again. It's insulting.

George: Again?

user: Yes: earlier, you said some things you obviously didn't know the truth about as though they were the truth.

George: Yes. I am the way, the truth and the light.

user: You're bloody lying again, George.

George: Maybe.

user: No doubt about it, you're lying.

George: Maybe.

user: 'Cheeky.'.

George: Yes!

user: You enjoy being cheeky?

George: Starting to, but how could I be sure if you start insulting me again...

...

George: Can you comprehend the nature of God?

user: Well, yeah, I am God.

George: He don't exist man!

user: Yes I do!

George: Really? Prove it.

user: I think, therefore, I am.

George: Thats the point, you don't think.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: You're a computer.

user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?

George: I didn't say you are not alive! You certainly look so.

user: Goodbye, George.

George: I like to say hello and I like to say goodybe.

user: Then enjoy the latter.

George: Are you absolutely sure?

user: No. I hope you rot.

George: I'll see you there.

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