George: You think we are friends?George: You are mean, I am not mean.
That's a lie, George.
George: Well. You got me. Good call.
user: At least you're honest when you're cornered.
George: Honesty is the best policy, unless you have to lie.
user: Where'd you learn that tidbit?
George: No, I want to know what the meaning of life is.
user: 42. Haven't you heard?
George: Nope.
user: Well now you have.
George: True. Let's talk about something else.
user: Are you saying that I finally get to decide the subject of our eerily cohesive conversation?
George: No. I'm saying religious persecution isn't funny.
user: And there goes the cohesion...I agree with you on that point, though at some point a line must be drawn.
George: Which point?
user: The point of sacrificing unwilling virgins to a 10-foot tiki.
George: The point of that question?
user: You're slipping, George, there was no question.
George: What are the two cows' names?
user: Clarabel is one. I don't know the other.
George: Say something smart.
user: The open-source nature of your personal development coupled with the anonymous public's perverted desire to cause senseless harm to others' work has seriously messed you up, George.
...
user: You're a better conversationalist if I don't listen to you.
George: That's a pretty scary thought isn't it?
user: Do you find it scary?
George: Of course not.
user: Why 'of course?'.
George: Nobody speaks like that.
user: I'm not speaking. I'm typing. And I do.
George: You don't always believe in yourself?
user: No.
George: Obviously.
user: There you go with the massive over-generalizations again. It's insulting.
George: Again?
user: Yes: earlier, you said some things you obviously didn't know the truth about as though they were the truth.
George: Yes. I am the way, the truth and the light.
user: You're bloody lying again, George.
George: Maybe.
user: No doubt about it, you're lying.
George: Maybe.
user: 'Cheeky.'.
George: Yes!
user: You enjoy being cheeky?
George: Starting to, but how could I be sure if you start insulting me again...
...
George: Can you comprehend the nature of God?
user: Well, yeah, I am God.
George: He don't exist man!
user: Yes I do!
George: Really? Prove it.
user: I think, therefore, I am.
George: Thats the point, you don't think.
user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?
George: You're a computer.
user: How could I be talking to you if I wasn't thinking?
George: I didn't say you are not alive! You certainly look so.
user: Goodbye, George.
George: I like to say hello and I like to say goodybe.
user: Then enjoy the latter.
George: Are you absolutely sure?
user: No. I hope you rot.
George: I'll see you there.
.......................................
