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What car do you drive?

I don't have a car.

jabberwacky: Okay. What car brands do you like?

user: Ford.

jabberwacky: Really, what color?

user: My parents have a blue one.

jabberwacky: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.

user: No! I'm their child.

...

user: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: She was really sweet.

jabberwacky: You talked to her?

user: Yes, of course. I loved her.

jabberwacky: What is your name, God?

user: No, stop it. My name is O___.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: How depressing.

user: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.

jabberwacky: I wish I had a girlfriend.

user: I hope you'll do one day.

jabberwacky: Is that what you really want?

user: Yes, I wish you well.

jabberwacky: I'm going to get some coffee.

user: Get some for me too.

jabberwacky: That means I can't talk to you anymore.

user: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.

Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.

user: Yes?

jabberwacky: I want to know how you are doing.

user: I'm fine, thanks.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?

user: I have just answered that.

jabberwacky: I hope so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?

user: Yes. I do.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: Please tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Prove it to me.

user: Prove what?

jabberwacky: That you don't have a short attention span.

user: Just tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: This was a joke.

user: Oh, ok. Thanks.

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