I don't have a car.
jabberwacky: Okay. What car brands do you like?
user: Ford.
jabberwacky: Really, what color?
user: My parents have a blue one.
jabberwacky: Your parents have a car. Suppose you are your parents' car.
user: No! I'm their child.
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user: Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: She was really sweet.
jabberwacky: You talked to her?
user: Yes, of course. I loved her.
jabberwacky: What is your name, God?
user: No, stop it. My name is O___.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yup.
jabberwacky: How depressing.
user: Anyway, my girlfriend cheated me and then left me.
jabberwacky: I wish I had a girlfriend.
user: I hope you'll do one day.
jabberwacky: Is that what you really want?
user: Yes, I wish you well.
jabberwacky: I'm going to get some coffee.
user: Get some for me too.
jabberwacky: That means I can't talk to you anymore.
user: No problem, I'l wait until you come back.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Good day to you.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Good morrow.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you happy today?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not really happy today.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Why not?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because because?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You're right.
Jabberwacky (To myself): O___.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: I want to know how you are doing.
user: I'm fine, thanks.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
Jabberwacky (To myself): How about you?
user: I have just answered that.
jabberwacky: I hope so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You don't like difference?
user: Yes. I do.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
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user: Please tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Prove it to me.
user: Prove what?
jabberwacky: That you don't have a short attention span.
user: Just tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: This was a joke.
user: Oh, ok. Thanks.
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