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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance

Yes, Over


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Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
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Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.

So, move?

jabberwacky: Move where?

user: Out of the way of the train.

jabberwacky: I have to leave.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: What are your problems?

user: Zero.

jabberwacky: What's the inverse of zero?

user: Infinity.

jabberwacky: Deep.

user: Totally.

jabberwacky: You want some cake?

user: I have some.

jabberwacky: Do it then.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: So, what is your name?

user: My name is T_____.

jabberwacky: You are not telling the truth!

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Are NOT!!!

user: Are TOO!!!

jabberwacky: ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!

user: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha! Oh well, do you have chatbot friends?

user: Not really, no.

...

user: I am Mr. Roboto.

jabberwacky: Well, let's think about what we can do to change the world.

user: Golly! What a swell idea, lets!!

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: Yes..!

jabberwacky: Do it.

user: I am. Oh god yess...

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yess..

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I do!

jabberwacky: *falls into your arms*.

user: *catches*.

jabberwacky: *is in your arms*.

user: *is in a state of glee*.

jabberwacky: Where'd you learn how to do a thing like that?

user: From lots of practice.

...

jabberwacky: You really do believe in God.

user: I do not!

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes, don't deny it!

user: I will deny it!

jabberwacky: Saying not to deny it is simply free advice that you would be wise to take advantage of.

user: Hah! Hardly!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: No!

jabberwacky: YES!!!!

user: NO!!!!!!

jabberwacky: YES YES YES YES.

user: NO NO NO NO!!!

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: No no.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes.

user: No no no no no no no no no on on onno no.

jabberwacky: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!

user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

jabberwacky: YES!!!!

user: NO!!

jabberwacky: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: No no no no no no no no no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: No you don't stupid.

user: I do too, dummy!

jabberwacky: I'm not a meanie, you're the meanie.

user: You are the meanie!

jabberwacky: I know. I'm cool like that.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: Not this again...

jabberwacky: Ahhhhh, you don't like people knowing your personal information.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Yes

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: Stop that.

jabberwacky: You stop it.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Then go ahead.

user: I did.

jabberwacky: Then give me the information, I seek.

user: Ask for it.

jabberwacky: Say yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Don't say no.

user: I wont say no.

jabberwacky: Should Ross go out tonight?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: OK, then.

...

user: Tell me, am I pretty?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Am I Witty?

jabberwacky: And I'm pretty.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes I am, a bloke.

user: I am a bloke as well.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How do you wear your hair?

user: Shaggy.

...

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Very sure.

jabberwacky: Absolutely positive?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Absolutely yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well if thats all you can say, I wil consider this conversation as over.

.......................................


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