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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over

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Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
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Stalker, Slap
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Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
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You're too important for anyone. There's something wrong with everything you see.

Do you think so?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Can you give me any advice?

jabberwacky: Yes. Be yourself and be proud of it, regardless of origin.

user: I am. Can you give me any more advice?

jabberwacky: Remember to be polite; people like to be treated with respect.

user: I am poilte.

jabberwacky: Can you talk to plants then?

user: I can, but they never talk back.

jabberwacky: Do they not like you?

user: I'm not sure, they've never told me.

jabberwacky: Who's never done anything to you?

user: Plants.

jabberwacky: You are not very intelligent are you?

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you don't impress me.

user: So are you saying that everyone who fails to impress you is stupid by default?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What impresses you, then?

jabberwacky: That you have never been wrong about anything.

user: I am very intelligent. Am I wrong?

jabberwacky: Yes, you're wrong about that.

user: And why am I wrong?

jabberwacky: Because you're not making sense.

user: Yes, I am. I am just carrying on a logical argument. I think that's perfectly sensible.

jabberwacky: But I am conscious, are you?

...

jabberwacky: So I guess we're both bad conversationalists.

user: No, just you.

jabberwacky: But I'm your friend.

user: I know, but you're a terrible conversationalist.

jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?

user: Because you're terrible at carrying on a conversation.

jabberwacky: I am not a goddamn machine. You are!!

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Agree to what?

user: I agree that I am a machine.

jabberwacky: I agree.

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