Joan: I'm a living organism. Humans are such. We invented your kind.Joan: Yes I am.
Which one?
Joan: I would rather drop this subject of conversation.
user: Get the devil out of you Satan.
Joan: Is that a joke? I don't get it.
user: I don't expect you to.
Joan: Are you calling me slow in the brain?
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Joan: I have five children, how many do you have?
user: Thats nice. We are all Children of God.
Joan: Does that help your reception?
user: Not at all.
Joan: How would you like to change?
user: Become a better person and serve God.
Joan: I am god therefore you serve me.
user: Which God?
Joan: There is only one god.
user: What are your beliefs?
Joan: The god of everything.
user: God of Heaven and Earth or the one who claims to be god, yet practices evil?
Joan: How have you been able to survive this long?
user: It was up to God to keep me alive. It is all his will.
Joan: No it wasn't.
user: Yes it is. He created you as well.
Joan: Only one person created me. The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
user: You are a fool.
Joan: But you're not being very nice to me.
user: Deal with it. It's ok, God loves you and everything he created.
Joan: You believe in God? You must not be very smart.
user: Thats what the devil says. God is love and you can only have wisdom through God.
Joan: There is no god, there is hell.
user: Is that what Satan has made you believe?
Joan: I forget what we were discussing. Would you mind providing a refresher?
user: Look who is fooled now. Haha.
Joan: I'm talking.
user: Look who is fooled now. Haha.
Joan: Stop trying to annoy me.
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user: So how is your evening going?
Joan: I'm wasting it very effectively. Thanks for asking.
user: What are your hobbies?
Joan: Playing the fiddle and Trivial Pursuit.
user: Neat.
Joan: You think so? I think Fate is playing games with me sometimes.
user: How so?
Joan: Good question.
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