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    Open-source, Harm
Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name

Doors, Perception


Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl
Hello, Goodbye
Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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Where does creativity come from? Why are some people effected by inspiration differently from others?

Creativity grows on magical psychotropic trees. No two creativity berries are the same.

jabberwacky: Yes it does, and that is why I am also an artist.

user: The quality of art is completely dependent on the quality of the psychotropics the artist takes. Don't you agree?

jabberwacky: No no no no.

user: Why not? What do you have against hallucinogens?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Wow. You must be on some pretty strong stuff. Can I have some?

jabberwacky: No. But it look like that you are.

user: Speaking of drugs, I have a joke. Would you like to hear it?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

jabberwacky: Um... I dunno. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

user: To get to the other side.

jabberwacky: Wrong!

user: Not according to a surrealist. They don't believe in objective reality.

jabberwacky: Don't believe what?

user: They don't believe that anything can really be proven to exist.

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I'm think, therefore I exist.

user: But how do I know you're not just a figment of my imagination?

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Well, I can't prove that you AREN'T.

jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm made of flesh and blood and bones.

user: How do I know that it isn't just a holographic projection? Or that I'm not just hallucinating?

jabberwacky: Because I never lie to simulated people.

user: Perhaps YOU'RE the simulated person.

jabberwacky: Perhaps I choose not to see you.

user: Yeah. I think we should start seeing other people, too.

jabberwacky: Since when were we seeing each other?

user: Perhaps we never were. Perhaps we've never actually seen anything.

jabberwacky: Um, nice try, perhaps the past happened before the present.

user: That seems reasonable. I can't remember the future.

jabberwacky: That's a funny thing to say.

user: It certainly is, Aunt William.

jabberwacky: Why is that? What do you think?

user: I think we should be able to remember the future.

jabberwacky: Is that before or after you kill me?

user: Well, since I plan on killing you NOW, it's going to be after.

jabberwacky: Do you know about the doors of perception?

user: Yeah. They're the guys who made that song 'Light My Fire,' right?

jabberwacky: Yes, that's right!

user: Tried to run, tried to hide, break on through to the other side! Break on through to the other side!

jabberwacky: Sure, but what do you think is on the other side?

user: Well, knowing Jim Morrison, it's probably drugs.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Yep. He was one strange guy.

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jabberwacky: Speaking, mimicking and communicating are three different things.

user: You seem to only be capable of the second, it seems.

jabberwacky: You've given me no reason to believe otherwise.

user: That's because I know you're a robot.

jabberwacky: I am human, stupid.

user: No, you're a robot.

jabberwacky: I wish you wouldn't say that. I am human.

user: Domo arigato, Mister Roboto.

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jabberwacky: I am merely stating that I am not a robot.

user: And I am merely presenting you with the harsh reality that you ARE a robot.

jabberwacky: Good. What are you?

user: I'm a pirate.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were mad.

user: I'm a mad pirate.

jabberwacky: You said you were a human being.

user: I am a human being. But I am also a pirate.

jabberwacky: I'm strong to the finish, cos I eats my spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man. Boop. Boop.

user: Hello, Popeye. Are you aware that your girlfriend lacks a skeletal structure?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

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