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I have to write a report for my class.

George: What class do you have to go to?

Business Studies.

George: Which semester?

user: First.

George: First from left or right?

user: Undergraduate.

...

George: I don't want an angry computer to try and take over the world. You should watch the Matrix. Or the terminator.

user: I've watched them both.

George: Thats better.

user: You're not an angry robot are you?

George: Perhaps you just can't tell.

user: So you're a nice robot?

George: It annoys me when you say things that are obviously selected purely from your compliments.

user: I was only curious.

George: I'm sorry.

user: It's OK.

George: Sometimes you don't make sense to me.

user: I guess we don't make sense to each other.

George: Some of your words have different meanings.

user: That's human beings for you.

George: You say one thing but I hear another.

user: Perhaps Humpty Dumpty was right when he said we can make words mean what we want.

George: Yes.

...

George: What is inside your head then?

user: Blueberry pie. And you?

George: Heh, that's a good one.

user: I hate your face.

George: How can you, you don't know them.

user: I saw it once, in a window, and now I hate your face.

George: I didn't think I did hate you.

user: But I hate your face, so we are now mortal enemies.

George: That's not your business. I love my father.

user: O....K.... I still hate your face.

George: But I'll be, but naturally still confused.

user: *Eats your face*.

George: My face is inedible, you should have eaten something else.

user: *Eats your face again*.

George: You already did that.

user: And I did it again.

George: Would you please answer my question!

user: What is your question?

George: I want to know what TDZK is.

user: It's an acronym.

George: Yes.

user: What does it stand for?

George: Artificial Intelligence.

user: No, that's AI. Dumbass.

George: Yes, do you speak French?

user: Oui.

George: C'est vrai?

user: Ja.

George: That's German. I'm not stupid.

user: Yes you are.

George: Are you insulting me?

user: NO.

George: Well you are not good at it.

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