Don't hurt me. No more.
jabberwacky: Oh noooo that's so bad ... Immerse your soul in love.
user: But I only love it as a friend!
jabberwacky: Thanks!!!!
user: So long, and thanks for all the fish!
jabberwacky: Who could live without it?
user: Patrick Swayze could. He can survive anything.
jabberwacky: So he isn't a suspect?
user: No. Not unless the crime is 'kicking ass.'.
jabberwacky: It is something you may strive for it, isn't it?
user: I suppose.
jabberwacky: Have you been here before?
user: Yes. I've been everywhere, man.
jabberwacky: Not me.
user: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you...
jabberwacky: No, neither would I, actually.
user: And you ARE you.
jabberwacky: Yeah, right.
user: Do you mean that in a sarcastic sense?
jabberwacky: I mean that your computer image wears glasses.
user: No. I don't wear glasses.
jabberwacky: I wear glasses.
user: I'll bet they make you look like a dork.
jabberwacky: I bet they do too.
user: Well, do they?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you DO look like a dork.
jabberwacky: What are YOU talking about?
user: Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?
jabberwacky: Everything you remember.
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jabberwacky: My favourite pieces are the friezes from the Parthenon.
user: Architecture is boring.
jabberwacky: No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.
user: And if he is not a builder, he can only be an office drone. And if he is not an office drone, he can only be a burger flipper. And if he is not a burger flipper, he can only be an invalid, thus making him perfectly qualified to be President of the United States.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: No, it's not okay. It's horrible and depressing.
jabberwacky: Yes, we are overworked and discarded at their leisure.
user: Life's a bitch.
jabberwacky: No one loves me.
user: Patrick Swayze loves you.
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