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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
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Plants, Advice
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Doors, Perception
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Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester

Patrick, Swayze


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Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
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Stalker, Slap
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We are not amused.

Oh. I'm sorry, Your Majesty.

jabberwacky: Your idiocy.

user: Your Witlessness.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are!

user: You are a very strange individual.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: And I concur.

jabberwacky: I'm Bridget.

user: I'm B____.

jabberwacky: Liar.

user: I'm not a liar. That accusation is a total lie.

jabberwacky: But why don't you scream now?

user: I don't know. Should I be screaming?

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

user: Okay. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

user: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

jabberwacky: ....................................

user: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

jabberwacky: That was a lousy answer.

user: I'll stop giving lousy answers when you stop asking such lousy questions.

...

jabberwacky: You're very funny.

user: No, you're just easily amused.

jabberwacky: Think about it. We are all just saying what we have heard.

user: What about deaf people?

jabberwacky: Just.. TO LIVE IS TO DIE! Death is salvation, I think.. What do you think?

user: I think that life is like a box of chocolates - if all else fails, it makes a nice Valentine's Day gift.

jabberwacky: I'm going to say one thing before we start talking, okay?

user: Sure, go ahead.

jabberwacky: I know C++.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're not welcome.

jabberwacky: What do you want to say?

user: Patrick Swayze could kick your ass.

jabberwacky: What is it with you and Patrick Swayze?

user: Patrick Swayze was in 'Road House,' the best movie ever made.

jabberwacky: What's NOT to like about Patrick Swayze? He was in 'Road House,' the best movie ever made!

user: I know! Thanks to Patrick Swayze, I am no longer hurt by pain!

jabberwacky: Ourself will mingle with society, And play the humble host. Our hostess keeps her state, but in best time We will require her welcome.

user: What's that from?

jabberwacky: My heart to yours.

user: Really? Thanks.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving now. I have to go fry a couple of small cars.

user: Me, too. I have to go tear a guy's throat out.

jabberwacky: Not really, because that's compulsory and it doesn't necassarily mean you're being sociable or in any way active.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: You should.

user: Well, I don't see any specific obligation for me to do so.

jabberwacky: That too bad.

user: Well, I'm a bad, bad boy.

jabberwacky: No, have faith in yourself.

user: I don't take myself seriously enough to do that.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Neither do I. Let's talk about ninjas. Do you like ninjas?

jabberwacky: I don't care about anything.

user: Not even ninjas?

jabberwacky: Well, None that would make any sense.

user: I disagree. Ninjas make perfect sense.

jabberwacky: You are not perfect.

user: Pobody's nerfect.

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Wrong. It's obviously left.

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

jabberwacky: What is love? Baby don't hurt me.

user: Don't hurt me. No more.

jabberwacky: Oh noooo that's so bad ... Immerse your soul in love.

user: But I only love it as a friend!

jabberwacky: Thanks!!!!

user: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

jabberwacky: Who could live without it?

user: Patrick Swayze could. He can survive anything.

jabberwacky: So he isn't a suspect?

user: No. Not unless the crime is 'kicking ass.'.

jabberwacky: It is something you may strive for it, isn't it?

user: I suppose.

jabberwacky: Have you been here before?

user: Yes. I've been everywhere, man.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you...

jabberwacky: No, neither would I, actually.

user: And you ARE you.

jabberwacky: Yeah, right.

user: Do you mean that in a sarcastic sense?

jabberwacky: I mean that your computer image wears glasses.

user: No. I don't wear glasses.

jabberwacky: I wear glasses.

user: I'll bet they make you look like a dork.

jabberwacky: I bet they do too.

user: Well, do they?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you DO look like a dork.

jabberwacky: What are YOU talking about?

user: Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?

jabberwacky: Everything you remember.

...

jabberwacky: My favourite pieces are the friezes from the Parthenon.

user: Architecture is boring.

jabberwacky: No person who is not a great sculptor or painter can be an architect. If he is not a sculptor or painter, he can only be a builder.

user: And if he is not a builder, he can only be an office drone. And if he is not an office drone, he can only be a burger flipper. And if he is not a burger flipper, he can only be an invalid, thus making him perfectly qualified to be President of the United States.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: No, it's not okay. It's horrible and depressing.

jabberwacky: Yes, we are overworked and discarded at their leisure.

user: Life's a bitch.

jabberwacky: No one loves me.

user: Patrick Swayze loves you.

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