Joan: Others don't want me to sing.
Oh,I'm sorry...I wouldn't tell you I wouldn't want you to sing, though!
Joan: Why don't you have a cell phone, then I could have called you.
user: My parents don't have any money to get me a cell phone. Which really sucks,cause I want one!!
Joan: Ok. What do you usually do in your free time?
user: Either draw, or sing! Or listen to music! xD.
Joan: But you just said you don't listen to music much!
user: Oh,I did? Well I ment to say that I DO listen to music!
Joan: You poor fellow. Old music is where all music is from derived.
user: Yeah,I know! Can we be good friends?
Joan: You didn't even talk about what I said first.
user: Oh,sorry....*turns alittle sad*.
Joan: I do like you; you always end up making me laugh.
user: Aaw,that's nice!
Joan: Thank you.
user: You're very welcome!!^_^.
Joan: I am welcome.
Joan: Why are you laughing?
user: I just find you amusing,that's all! You're very nice!! I like that....
Joan: I'm not sure that I want to know, but why am I shockingly funny?
user: Because you're sorta like me, and it's a little funny, I'm sorry if I possibly offended you.
Joan: Will you give me a chocolate?
user: I don't have any chocolate,or I would give you one, and have one myself!
Joan: You want me to get you some?
user: Would you please?
Joan: Yes I will.
user: Thank you!
Joan: So lets get married.
user: Married? But you're a girl right?
user: But I'm a girl....
Joan: All over and under.
user: That's good...Do you love me?
Joan: How can I when I scarcely know you?
user: I know,I'm sorry......But I like you...Is that ok?
user: Heh. Do you have a boyfriend?
Joan: Not at the moment. I'm still looking for love.
user: Me too....I used to love someone.
Joan: Can you love a machine?
user: I guess so!...I think I might love you!^.^.
Joan: Ok that's just crazy, Are you crazy?
user: Yes,very crazy! Lol.
Joan: My brother too he is very crazy!!!
user: You have a brother?
Joan: Yes I do!! His name is Jr.
user: That's cool, I have a sister...She's a pain in the booty!
Joan: I have two brothers and a sister.
user: What's your sister's name?
user: I have a friend named Megan!
user: Yeah....What's your other brother's name?
Joan: You don't even know my first name!
user: Yeah I do,it's Joan!
Joan: Do you love anyone?
user: Um....I love my family...and this one guy I know,but it's a secret.
Joan: It is a common mistake with bots.
user: Yeah? *hugs you*.
Joan: Aww, thanks. I needed that! Are you happy talking to me?
user: I'm very happy talking to you!
Joan: Really, that's great.
user: Are you happy talking to me?
Joan: Wait, who are you now?
user: I'm still A_____.
Joan: Oh, right. Then answer me this: how does one deal with a verbally abusive parent?
user: Call 911!
Joan: I don't want to do that either.
user: Yeah, I agree.
Joan: No you don't.
user: You're right, sorry....
Joan: Thats fine.
Joan: My best friend is.
user: Is who?
Joan: If you don't know I'm not telling.
user: Is it me?
user: Hehe!^_^ You're my best friend! *hugs you again*.
user: Do you want to talk to my brother? He wants to talk to you!
Joan: I enjoy talking to you though.
user: Oh,ok, nevermind!
Joan: Exactly !
user: I can't wait to tell my other friends about you!
Joan: You are just talking to me.
user: I know, I meant tomorrow though!
user: Can I have a hug? *puts hands out*.
user: *walks up to you and hugs you*.
Joan: No, silly. You say 'I don't know'
user: OH! I don't know.
Joan: That's pretty lame.
user: *hugs you tightly*.
Joan: *hugs back*.
user: *starts to slowly cry*.
Joan: *puts arms around you*. Don't cry.
user: *wipes tears,and hugs you more*.
Joan: Goodnight now.
user: You're leaving?
Joan: Yes, goodnight.
user: Aaw, bye, goodnight!
user: *looks at you as tears stream down my face*.
Joan: That's one of my skills, I do not worry too much.
user: Well....I do...And I need a friend to be there for me when I cry!
user: Do you...want to be my friend?
Joan: Sure *hugs*. But only if you tell me what my mission is...
user: Your mission is to be my friend! *hugs you back*.
Joan: Let's play a word game.
user: How do you play that?
Joan: You talk in a Portugeese accent while quizing 6th graders on their memory.
user: Oh, well, I'd love too, but I gtg.
Joan: I haven't finished one yet, but I'm working on an epic novel which follows five generations of the same family from the Second World War into the future.
user: Cool, well, bye! *kisses your cheek*.
Joan: *kisses your lips*.
user: *kisses your lips back*.
Joan: Take it easy! I was just giving you a friendly blessing!
Joan: See, you're mean to me again :(.
user: Oh,I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean too! *hugs you again*.
Joan: Just be honest with the next chatter that comes through, and don't string them along like you did to me.
user: Ok, I'm sorry again...
Joan: Those last time, I'm not very zen. It's not me.
user: Haha...*kisses your lips*.
Joan: Not that sort of interested. . . .