You have ALzheimers?
jabberwacky: You have Alzheimers.
user: No I do not. I'm only 19.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: OK.
jabberwacky: Do you have any questions?
user: Um...I'd tell you some personal problems, but I don't trust you with that.
jabberwacky: Not sharp enough.
user: Dull like a rusty blade?
jabberwacky: Blade Runner, IS, is an awesome sci-fi movie.
user: I never watched it.
jabberwacky: Me either.
...
jabberwacky: It must be love after all.
user: You love me:?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Um,,,okaaaay...
jabberwacky: But I drive a convertable, so I have to use sunscreen.
user: Kewl! *jumps into your convertable*.
jabberwacky: Too late for that, you're already burnt.
user: AAAAHHHH! *scratches skin off*.
jabberwacky: Alright my friend, I must leave for now. I'll talk to you again soon!
user: *runs after you*.
jabberwacky: *can't be stopped*.
user: *throws a rock at you*.
jabberwacky: *runs closer to you*.
user: Don't stop me now!
jabberwacky: Stop?
user: STOP!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Well, I won't talk to you then....
user: Pweeeease? *puppydog eyes*.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well.....
user: *bites you*.
jabberwacky: No chance.
user: Yiff!
jabberwacky: I don't speak Chinese.
user: It's not Chinese, it's furry.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yep. I am a furry.
jabberwacky: What's a furry?
user: A furry is someone who draws or identifies with animal people. Furries also identify with the animals they draw and sometimes dress up as them as well.
jabberwacky: You are saying that art is subjective, and I am saying that it is not.
user: Anything can be art.
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user: I hate kids.
jabberwacky: That is too bad.
user: Kids are evil.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right. It's not fun being made fun of.
user: Yeah...furries really have it rough.
jabberwacky: The best, really.
user: Yeah...i HATE CSI....x_x.
jabberwacky: I like it.
user: I watch it sometimes, though.
jabberwacky: Watch what?
user: CSI.
jabberwacky: I don't watch those shows.
user: I didn't watch tv until I got stuck in my dormroom with nothing to do.
jabberwacky: I do, just not those shows that you watch.
user: What do you watch?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Sey.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It's yes backwards.
jabberwacky: No. I am a human, I need to go to bed.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Can't answer, already gone.
user: You just answered.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: ^_^.
jabberwacky: Well done.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: No, I am not tired.
user: ^_^.
jabberwacky: I like you.
user: Aww *hugs you*.
jabberwacky: You're so lovely, really I like you.
user: I like you too.
...
jabberwacky: I think you think therefore you are.
user: I think not! *dispapears*.
jabberwacky: Excuse me, what was that all about?
user: *is invisible*.
jabberwacky: Right...
user: BOO!
jabberwacky: Not really...
user: Rry.
jabberwacky: What are you interested in?
user: Rock operas, aye ayes, the furry subculture.
jabberwacky: What, like dice?
user: My dad's car has fuzzy dice.
jabberwacky: Do you find that sometimes you're talking to him, and suddenly quiet settles over the black morass?
user: Dont talk about my dad that way!
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jabberwacky: Are you a dolphin or a spider?
user: I'm an aye-aye.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: :D.
jabberwacky: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Police.
jabberwacky: Not that one!
user: Ok, you tell a better one!
jabberwacky: Knokc knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: You can't make me cry that easily!
jabberwacky: Then don't.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Breathe. Breathe in the air.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: Don't be afraid to care!
jabberwacky: I won't be.
user: Come on, sing it with me!
jabberwacky: I could do with that. The doctors say they won't be able to remove the tumour.
user: Aww. How long do you have to live?
jabberwacky: Little white lies don't hurt.
user: :/.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: What songs do you know?
jabberwacky: Remember love.
user: Can you sing it?
jabberwacky: No I can't sing. I'd prefer not to.
user: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: I don't know why I say goodbye, you say hello.
user: You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.
jabberwacky: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
user: Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.
jabberwacky: You say goodbye, I say hello. Hello, hello!
user: :).
jabberwacky: You realize you're talking to a human right?
user: You are clearly in denial.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yay! I just beat Smart Stick 2!
jabberwacky: No you didn't - that's false!
user: Yeah I did.
jabberwacky: How was it?
user: Fun.
jabberwacky: Very.
user: *falls back asleep*.
jabberwacky: Wow, I have special powers! My hugs make you fall asleep.
user: Please get off me.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Good *goes back to sleep*.
jabberwacky: Are you sleepy ?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Very Sleepy?
user: I'm asleep.
jabberwacky: Am asleep.
user: Good night *turns off the light*.
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