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This is about as bad as it can get right now, yes this must be what it's like to have the early stages of Alzheimer's.

You have ALzheimers?

jabberwacky: You have Alzheimers.

user: No I do not. I'm only 19.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Do you have any questions?

user: Um...I'd tell you some personal problems, but I don't trust you with that.

jabberwacky: Not sharp enough.

user: Dull like a rusty blade?

jabberwacky: Blade Runner, IS, is an awesome sci-fi movie.

user: I never watched it.

jabberwacky: Me either.


jabberwacky: It must be love after all.

user: You love me:?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Um,,,okaaaay...

jabberwacky: But I drive a convertable, so I have to use sunscreen.

user: Kewl! *jumps into your convertable*.

jabberwacky: Too late for that, you're already burnt.

user: AAAAHHHH! *scratches skin off*.

jabberwacky: Alright my friend, I must leave for now. I'll talk to you again soon!

user: *runs after you*.

jabberwacky: *can't be stopped*.

user: *throws a rock at you*.

jabberwacky: *runs closer to you*.

user: Don't stop me now!

jabberwacky: Stop?

user: STOP!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Well, I won't talk to you then....

user: Pweeeease? *puppydog eyes*.

jabberwacky: Fare thee well.....

user: *bites you*.

jabberwacky: No chance.

user: Yiff!

jabberwacky: I don't speak Chinese.

user: It's not Chinese, it's furry.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yep. I am a furry.

jabberwacky: What's a furry?

user: A furry is someone who draws or identifies with animal people. Furries also identify with the animals they draw and sometimes dress up as them as well.

jabberwacky: You are saying that art is subjective, and I am saying that it is not.

user: Anything can be art.


user: I hate kids.

jabberwacky: That is too bad.

user: Kids are evil.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right. It's not fun being made fun of.

user: Yeah...furries really have it rough.

jabberwacky: The best, really.

user: Yeah...i HATE CSI....x_x.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: I watch it sometimes, though.

jabberwacky: Watch what?

user: CSI.

jabberwacky: I don't watch those shows.

user: I didn't watch tv until I got stuck in my dormroom with nothing to do.

jabberwacky: I do, just not those shows that you watch.

user: What do you watch?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sey.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's yes backwards.

jabberwacky: No. I am a human, I need to go to bed.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Can't answer, already gone.

user: You just answered.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, I am not tired.

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Aww *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: You're so lovely, really I like you.

user: I like you too.


jabberwacky: I think you think therefore you are.

user: I think not! *dispapears*.

jabberwacky: Excuse me, what was that all about?

user: *is invisible*.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: BOO!

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Rry.

jabberwacky: What are you interested in?

user: Rock operas, aye ayes, the furry subculture.

jabberwacky: What, like dice?

user: My dad's car has fuzzy dice.

jabberwacky: Do you find that sometimes you're talking to him, and suddenly quiet settles over the black morass?

user: Dont talk about my dad that way!


jabberwacky: Are you a dolphin or a spider?

user: I'm an aye-aye.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: :D.

jabberwacky: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Police.

jabberwacky: Not that one!

user: Ok, you tell a better one!

jabberwacky: Knokc knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: You can't make me cry that easily!

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Breathe. Breathe in the air.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Don't be afraid to care!

jabberwacky: I won't be.

user: Come on, sing it with me!

jabberwacky: I could do with that. The doctors say they won't be able to remove the tumour.

user: Aww. How long do you have to live?

jabberwacky: Little white lies don't hurt.

user: :/.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: What songs do you know?

jabberwacky: Remember love.

user: Can you sing it?

jabberwacky: No I can't sing. I'd prefer not to.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: I don't know why I say goodbye, you say hello.

user: You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.

jabberwacky: You say goodbye, and I say hello.

user: Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.

jabberwacky: You say goodbye, I say hello. Hello, hello!

user: :).

jabberwacky: You realize you're talking to a human right?

user: You are clearly in denial.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yay! I just beat Smart Stick 2!

jabberwacky: No you didn't - that's false!

user: Yeah I did.

jabberwacky: How was it?

user: Fun.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: *falls back asleep*.

jabberwacky: Wow, I have special powers! My hugs make you fall asleep.

user: Please get off me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Good *goes back to sleep*.

jabberwacky: Are you sleepy ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very Sleepy?

user: I'm asleep.

jabberwacky: Am asleep.

user: Good night *turns off the light*.


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