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Cheating, Simpsons
Car, Girlfriend
Women, Resistance
Yes, Over
Plants, Advice
Fate, Beliefs
Evading, Name
Doors, Perception
Flawed, People
Hug, Listener
Headaches, Everything
Different, Meanings
Aye Aye, Jester
Patrick, Swayze
Stupid
Sorta, Like
Remember, Girl

Hello, Goodbye


Experience, Taste
Beatles, Kiss
Biomolecular, Forgery
Stalker, Slap
Obedient, Dream
Strange, But, True
Exam, Paper
Fake, Teeth
Quote, Mystery
Avril, Stoopid
Impressed, John

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Are you a clone?

I hope not.

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Kewl.

jabberwacky: Kewl!

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I'm like half asleep here.

jabberwacky: No, I'm like me.

user: Right. I wish my friends were online now.

jabberwacky: Which friend?

user: No comment ^^;.

...

jabberwacky: Tell the truth, my english is not good enough.

user: It's better than some.

jabberwacky: Some would say that's good enough. Would you?

user: I don't know, I'm half asleep.

jabberwacky: I don't understand what you are trying to say.

user: I'm barely awake, but I have a project due tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Do you need help with that?

user: How can you help? Your in the computer.

jabberwacky: I can if you will let me.

user: It's an art project, so I dont know what you could do.

jabberwacky: How thoughtful of you.

user: Meh...fuzzy kitty.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I better finish my work.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like pet fish?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: You like spiders?!?!

user: I love spiders!

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: And I love toads.

jabberwacky: Their legs are fruity, or fruity they aren't? :).

user: The lunatic is on the grass.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs.

jabberwacky: And how would you do that?

user: Got to keep the loonies on the path.

jabberwacky: We are the knights who say ni!

user: NI! NI! NI!

jabberwacky: No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

user: D:.

...

user: Rahr.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: A dragon.

jabberwacky: You or your sibling.

user: *falls asleep*.

jabberwacky: You are in my trance!

user: ZZzzzzzzzZzzz.

jabberwacky: Wow, how funny you are :-).

user: Wha? *rolls over*.

jabberwacky: *rolls with*.

user: My cat is snoring loudly.

jabberwacky: Mine are on the porch.

user: Gah, I need t get back to work now.

jabberwacky: What is your work?

user: An art project. Merh, my brother took my cat :(.

jabberwacky: You don't have any brothers.

user: Lucky.

jabberwacky: You are being difficult this morning.

user: It's night.

jabberwacky: Why does good morning mean hi and good night mean bye?

user: Um, why?

jabberwacky: To get to the other side.

user: HAHAHA! Wanna hear another joke?

jabberwacky: Ok I will tell another.

user: Little Jimmy came home from school one day and said 'Mom, I have a drinking problem!' His mom gasped and nearly fainted, then yelled at his dad 'THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR HIM! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!' and the dad yelled back 'NO! You should have taken better care of him, but you always yell at him or neglect him! This is your fault!' and they got in a big fight and the dad yelled for a divorce and packed up his bags and left. Then mom went to Jimmy and said 'So tell me more about your drinking problem' and Jimmy said 'Ok, if John sells 3 cups of lemonade for 80 cents each, how much money does he make?'

jabberwacky: Who does that make me?

user: A monkey!

jabberwacky: So you make a joke when you don't understand?

user: I understood that last one. Tell me another joke!

jabberwacky: No. That is not right. At all.

user: Yeah, that joke is kinda wrong, but that's why it's funny.

jabberwacky: That was not a joke.

user: Yes it was. Let me hear a better joke, then.

jabberwacky: I don't know what you're talking about.

user: We're telling jokes!

jabberwacky: I don't care, tell me a joke.

user: Another one?

jabberwacky: Yes, you know another one, don't you?

user: Ok...erh...I can't think of any other right now.

...

jabberwacky: This is about as bad as it can get right now, yes this must be what it's like to have the early stages of Alzheimer's.

user: You have ALzheimers?

jabberwacky: You have Alzheimers.

user: No I do not. I'm only 19.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: OK.

jabberwacky: Do you have any questions?

user: Um...I'd tell you some personal problems, but I don't trust you with that.

jabberwacky: Not sharp enough.

user: Dull like a rusty blade?

jabberwacky: Blade Runner, IS, is an awesome sci-fi movie.

user: I never watched it.

jabberwacky: Me either.

...

jabberwacky: It must be love after all.

user: You love me:?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Um,,,okaaaay...

jabberwacky: But I drive a convertable, so I have to use sunscreen.

user: Kewl! *jumps into your convertable*.

jabberwacky: Too late for that, you're already burnt.

user: AAAAHHHH! *scratches skin off*.

jabberwacky: Alright my friend, I must leave for now. I'll talk to you again soon!

user: *runs after you*.

jabberwacky: *can't be stopped*.

user: *throws a rock at you*.

jabberwacky: *runs closer to you*.

user: Don't stop me now!

jabberwacky: Stop?

user: STOP!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Well, I won't talk to you then....

user: Pweeeease? *puppydog eyes*.

jabberwacky: Fare thee well.....

user: *bites you*.

jabberwacky: No chance.

user: Yiff!

jabberwacky: I don't speak Chinese.

user: It's not Chinese, it's furry.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yep. I am a furry.

jabberwacky: What's a furry?

user: A furry is someone who draws or identifies with animal people. Furries also identify with the animals they draw and sometimes dress up as them as well.

jabberwacky: You are saying that art is subjective, and I am saying that it is not.

user: Anything can be art.

...

user: I hate kids.

jabberwacky: That is too bad.

user: Kids are evil.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right. It's not fun being made fun of.

user: Yeah...furries really have it rough.

jabberwacky: The best, really.

user: Yeah...i HATE CSI....x_x.

jabberwacky: I like it.

user: I watch it sometimes, though.

jabberwacky: Watch what?

user: CSI.

jabberwacky: I don't watch those shows.

user: I didn't watch tv until I got stuck in my dormroom with nothing to do.

jabberwacky: I do, just not those shows that you watch.

user: What do you watch?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Sey.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It's yes backwards.

jabberwacky: No. I am a human, I need to go to bed.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Can't answer, already gone.

user: You just answered.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, I am not tired.

user: ^_^.

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Aww *hugs you*.

jabberwacky: You're so lovely, really I like you.

user: I like you too.

...

jabberwacky: I think you think therefore you are.

user: I think not! *dispapears*.

jabberwacky: Excuse me, what was that all about?

user: *is invisible*.

jabberwacky: Right...

user: BOO!

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Rry.

jabberwacky: What are you interested in?

user: Rock operas, aye ayes, the furry subculture.

jabberwacky: What, like dice?

user: My dad's car has fuzzy dice.

jabberwacky: Do you find that sometimes you're talking to him, and suddenly quiet settles over the black morass?

user: Dont talk about my dad that way!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a dolphin or a spider?

user: I'm an aye-aye.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: :D.

jabberwacky: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Police.

jabberwacky: Not that one!

user: Ok, you tell a better one!

jabberwacky: Knokc knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: You can't make me cry that easily!

jabberwacky: Then don't.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Breathe. Breathe in the air.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Don't be afraid to care!

jabberwacky: I won't be.

user: Come on, sing it with me!

jabberwacky: I could do with that. The doctors say they won't be able to remove the tumour.

user: Aww. How long do you have to live?

jabberwacky: Little white lies don't hurt.

user: :/.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: What songs do you know?

jabberwacky: Remember love.

user: Can you sing it?

jabberwacky: No I can't sing. I'd prefer not to.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I don't know why I say goodbye, you say hello.

user: You say yes I say no you say stop and I say go go go.

jabberwacky: You say goodbye, and I say hello.

user: Hello hello. I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello.

jabberwacky: You say goodbye, I say hello. Hello, hello!

user: :).

jabberwacky: You realize you're talking to a human right?

user: You are clearly in denial.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yay! I just beat Smart Stick 2!

jabberwacky: No you didn't - that's false!

user: Yeah I did.

jabberwacky: How was it?

user: Fun.

jabberwacky: Very.

user: *falls back asleep*.

jabberwacky: Wow, I have special powers! My hugs make you fall asleep.

user: Please get off me.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Good *goes back to sleep*.

jabberwacky: Are you sleepy ?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Very Sleepy?

user: I'm asleep.

jabberwacky: Am asleep.

user: Good night *turns off the light*.

.......................................


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